Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Top comments
ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
scice03 8
Steal? Why not ask?
ashleyhalla 21
You really should have asked. Even ask your parents. Stealing is bad anyway but from a 10 year old that's just wrong.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Instead of stealing from your ten year old sister, why didn't you just ask your parents? Or you could've just asked your sister instead of stealing it from her maybe she would of let you borrow it OP.
worldclassrager 41
Well I think you'll be screwed when your sister noticed...
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow what if she was saving that to buy you or your parents a Christmas gift or something I hope you pay her back with interest and fast even if you have to ask someone you know to borrow the money.
UndeadRed93 7
You know you could just look for a job online, right? That way you don't have to steal money from children.
cakefete2 31
Why is 9 being thumbed down? "laundering Pokemon cards", that's hilarious.
meirginsburg18 10
Now every 10 year old is going to start checking and making sure their older sibling wasnt the OP of this FML
cakefete2 31
What i really want to know is,where is gas so cheap that you can "drive around town" for $20?
Dthsapprntc 23
I can easily drive around my town on 20 bucks because: A. My town isn't very big. And 2. My car doesn't guzzle fuel like an ocean liner. OP might be in a similar situation?
SamCat 21
well, Op could be driving around in an Aspire or a moped (spllg?).
cathrope 10
I hope you pay her back when you get a job and give her more then you stole.