Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Top comments
ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
wunderfuck 10
That fills my whole tank up
Dinoporeon 9
I remember my dad stole $5 from me when I was 8 years old. I still haven't forgiven him 18 years later. You should have just asked for it.
happyfingers 15
You STOLE money from your little sister? I don't care how poor you are, that's not cool :P
luckyone365 7
Why would anyone want to hire a thief? You're scum.
nachosbabygurl 9
why not get a bus ticket 2ride all day for $3
realpeat 6
You could've just applied online instead of using your car money OP
lowshadows 21
you monster!
YBae 27
Good luck on getting a job, OP! You'd best take $20 out of your first paycheck for your sister, yeah?
Bigfabthetruth52 22
That's kinda sad,that's not necessary.
Shlalg 15
Put on your big boy panties and take a walk, OP. I'm sure your legs aren't broken.