Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Top comments
ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
sirchuckles 8
You should of just asked her if you could barrow it, and you should definitely pay her back.
othehugemanatee 8
First off, I agree that he shouldn't have stolen from his sister. BUT, I love all the people who told him he should have tried a place he could bike to or walk to. You do realize not everyone lives in a city? Where I grew up, there wasn't a single store within biking distance, let alone some place I could walk.
EXTREMEguy 2
your so mean to steal money
Boohoo69 4
Don't feel bad, I had to take $1500 from my 16yrs olds savings account to pay Decembers mortgage...
alphabetsoup25 4
My older brother stole $80 from my wallet and my parents made him pay me back $150. I wasn't to upset after I got that much money back. :)
sammyjo06 14
Why not just ask? Explain your reason for it, and tell her once you get a job, you'll pay her the $20 back and buy her a gift as a thank you.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Don't care as long as you repay her.
victorcaulfield 3
Your a horrible human being. To a ten year old that money is a fortune.
MacDaddy916 4
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miianah1 22
That's messed up. Why not just wait until she gets home or something, and ASK?I hope you tell her the truth and pay her back ASAP.