Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Top comments
ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
breakinlegs 19
you could have gave plasma!
onyxsmiles 4
That's a dick move dude
sanecatlady 13
That... is just evil. But at least you didn't steal it to buy drugs. Right?
superdom 12
You meanie
kellyem2 20
Yeah, you totally couldn't just ask or anything. YDI
Reos_fml 3
Bicycle? All I have to say.
harmtouch16 11
You're a LOSER! Ever heard of WALKING?!?! WTF! Be a real man! If my husband was out of gas and needed a job he would WALK around town. Shame on you.
rhcpgurl 18
Thats pretty eff-ed up that you wouldn't help out your own husband if he needed to find a job. I mean he helps you with the rent/food/utilities right? I dont agree with what OP did you don't have a valid argument either. Also I dont know where OP lives, but you can walk around in small towns. In large cities you wont find avaliable jobs blocks away from each other you need to drive because they are far.
Xalandra 17
Walking is not always a viable option for most people in bigger towns or cities. What if OP is looking to get a job in a certain profession? That would also limit his options. Not everyone lives within a 20-30 minute walking distance of several big shopping centers or malls. My usual 10 minute drive to work would take at least an hour to walk there if not a little longer. I'm not saying what OP did was okay, it's not. But it's also ridiculous to tell OP to walk everywhere to look for a job. Taking the bus would be a much better option. Besides, it's tiring enough to look for a job without having to walk absolutely everywhere you go.
nikkidii 14
My mother steals money from me. She's been doing it since I was 9 (which was when I started doing jobs for neighbors).
limabeans101029 21
Stealing from a child... wow.
midnightmango 13
20 is a lot to a kid pay her back