FML : Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage....

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Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By urinetrouble - / Sunday 30 April 2017 12:19 / Canada - Hamilton

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By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7448899 - Thursday 4 May 2017 12:18

Well, at least you were already in the bathroom. I hope you immediately washed your hands or chopped that hand off, either would work! Lol!

By EmperorPalpatine | 19

#7448961 - Thursday 4 May 2017 01:40

So urine a shitty situation, I bet you were pissed......welp, there is the first crappy toilet joke here.....I'll just show myself out. x3

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By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7448899 - Thursday 4 May 2017 12:18

Well, at least you were already in the bathroom. I hope you immediately washed your hands or chopped that hand off, either would work! Lol!

By Shabnam Moghal | 11

#7448949 - Thursday 4 May 2017 01:31

You went through a public bathroom garbage bin? sounds gross

By EmperorPalpatine | 19

#7448961 - Thursday 4 May 2017 01:40

So urine a shitty situation, I bet you were pissed......welp, there is the first crappy toilet joke here.....I'll just show myself out. x3

By Shabnam Moghal | 11

#7448965 - Thursday 4 May 2017 01:43

I guess

By Shabnam Moghal | 11

#7448966 - Thursday 4 May 2017 01:44

I guess urine trouble....

By wickedgetz | 22

#7449034 - Thursday 4 May 2017 03:02

Urine for some fresh hands there

By modsquad16 | 18

#7449142 - Thursday 4 May 2017 05:39

Ew! just Ew! Should have left it in the garbage!!

By DrowningLessons | 19

#7449228 - Thursday 4 May 2017 08:30

Sometimes I pee in front of urinals instead of peeing in them.

By sweetbliss3 | 31

#7449382 - Friday 5 May 2017 03:46

why would you go through the trash and pick anything up out of there? and how do you not know what urine fresheners look like?

By greeniegenius | 9

#7449468 - Friday 5 May 2017 09:44

Never heard of trough lollies?!?

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