By ShampooThief - 12/04/2015 03:05 - United States
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I was about to say--I never use that shit at hotels. I take my own.
Me either.. and how old is he anyways?
Wow, that stinks.
It was an attempt at a pun, oh well.
Your profile pic sums up what I think of you right now.
I understood #2 nice try, better luck next time
oh jesus. more negativity on the internet. surprise, surprise.
Cry more, 37. Maybe it'll help.
Ask housekeeping for more. Guard it with your life. Problem solved.
I think Op's brother might go silence of the lambs style; it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Unless you're picky about brands, idk why you'd bother packing your own when you know you're going to get it for free at the hotel.
Hotel soaps and shampoos are hard on your skin and hair and the moisturizer isn't very good nor is the conditioner. I pack my own because I'm allergic to any soap with perfume of any kind in it.
Hotels only give you like 2 bars of soap and a bottle each of shampoo and conditioner, maybe you should have brought your own.
He's like the Gollum of hygiene products.
"douce" -JMicheal, 2015
Never give in, 35! Make up a meaning for it and tell everyone you did it on purpose. You could invent a new word!
"Revved up like a douce Another runner in the night…" It's deuce. Close enough. What the hell is that song about, anyway?
Call house keeping and get some more! Your brother can't stay like that forever either! Goodluck
You can go down to the gift shop if there is one in your hotel and buy some there or just ask housekeeping for more.
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Ask housekeeping for more. Guard it with your life. Problem solved.
Uhh, just take them from him, use as much force as needed.