Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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lambda_fml 40
Time to un-friend him.
jnunez0517 18
Give him a quick block
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Comments (23)
may14th 26
I mean a little Facebook stalking is normal, but that's just weird and creepy.
Stazza11 27
I think thy goes one step further into psychotic "I'm going to tie you up and throw you in my dead parents basement" if you don't agree kind of thing.
Guylly 9
Who has to know?
aloha_oe 24
That song came to my mind as well!
CogadhTallon 16
Oh yes, so secret you forget about him entirely!
lambda_fml 40
Time to un-friend him.
jnunez0517 18
Give him a quick block
that90sgurl 17
Hit that big red button, the block button that is
ssnow_fml 20
Ah college, a bunch of immature kids trying to learn how to be adults.
False_Stupidity 42
There really needs to be an adulting course at all colleges.
royalmint 11
hahah ouch
GhostFox 34
Block him and tell him the exact reason why. Let your boyfriend know that the guy tried to convince you to cheat on him so he doesn't hear it from someone else once it gets warped by the rumor mill. Finally, keep an eye out in case he starts stalking you physically, and invest in either a taser or pepper spray. Or both.
flamed22 13
Why are people so damn weird??