The first time we met: Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything...

By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Growing old gracefully

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 06:00

Today, my youngest sister was Snapchatting a new guy and sent him a selfie with me in it. He responded, “Is that your mom?” I’m 26.. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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Time flies by

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 16:59

Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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Millennial Life

By goodbyeadulthood - 09/09/2019 06:00

Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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Agent JPN 9

Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:18

Clarification... you *thought everything was going smoothly, he was just trying to be polite to the old lady.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:10

Well it wouldn't have been that bad if he thought Stacy's mom had got it going on!

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Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:10

Well it wouldn't have been that bad if he thought Stacy's mom had got it going on!

Agent JPN 9

Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:18

Clarification... you *thought everything was going smoothly, he was just trying to be polite to the old lady.

Allie614032 34

Tuesday 18 December 2018 4:24

...how much older is your sister, exactly?

JulietMarie 30

Tuesday 18 December 2018 19:14

She’s 2 years older

Venander 12

Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:11

ouch

Togapika 4

Thursday 20 December 2018 1:26

"No, but you can call me mommy if you like..."

mayday 6

Monday 24 December 2018 16:52

happen with me too^ my advice: if you smoke - stop! I now look 10 years younger!

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