FML : Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

By JulietMarie - / Tuesday 18 December 2018 03:00 /

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By Agent JPN | 8

#7739423 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:18

Clarification... you *thought everything was going smoothly, he was just trying to be polite to the old lady.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7739421 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:10

Well it wouldn't have been that bad if he thought Stacy's mom had got it going on!

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7739421 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:10

Well it wouldn't have been that bad if he thought Stacy's mom had got it going on!

By Agent JPN | 8

#7739423 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 3:18

Clarification... you *thought everything was going smoothly, he was just trying to be polite to the old lady.

By Allie614032 | 34

#7739431 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 4:24

...how much older is your sister, exactly?

#7739761 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 19:14

She’s 2 years older

By Togapika | 4

#7740463 - Thursday 20 December 2018 1:26

"No, but you can call me mommy if you like..."

By mayday | 6

#7742608 - Monday 24 December 2018 16:52

happen with me too^ my advice: if you smoke - stop! I now look 10 years younger!

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