By zztopspinner - United States
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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  SkoomaKi  |  27

Dare I challenge DocBastard? Of course! He was defiantly on topic. He was probably referring to how natural selection is not always best as this FML shows.

  DocBastard  |  38

He was DEFINITELY (not defiantly) off-topic on the comment to which he replied.

If you want to make a new comment related to the FML, then start a new thread rather than threadjacking the first comment just to get near the top. That's attention whoring and nothing more.

  Cinny90  |  7

DocBastard He was replying to #1 calling OP a derp. He suggested that it was natural selection that only derps get in stupid accidents like this. Hence, he was on topic. Don't try to act like a smartass. It's not very attractive.

By  failgamer  |  7

Have you ever heard or seen a stereotype for mentally ill people when they cup their hand and smack the part of the chest over their heart? Well you did that with a knife to your face