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Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

By zztopspinner - / Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:11 / United States
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Prime example of natural selection?

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I'm sorry if my reply annoyed you, but I think a lot of people are guilty for replying to the first comment. My reply was generally still on topic :/

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

Dare I challenge DocBastard? Of course! He was defiantly on topic. He was probably referring to how natural selection is not always best as this FML shows.

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  DocBastard  |  38

He was DEFINITELY (not defiantly) off-topic on the comment to which he replied. If you want to make a new comment related to the FML, then start a new thread rather than threadjacking the first comment just to get near the top. That's attention whoring and nothing more.

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  Cinny90  |  7

DocBastard He was replying to #1 calling OP a derp. He suggested that it was natural selection that only derps get in stupid accidents like this. Hence, he was on topic. Don't try to act like a smartass. It's not very attractive.

By  sweetliferg  |  3

Haha! Lucky u!

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  Cad6  |  24

You mean terrible "Scarcasm" ;)

By  failgamer  |  7

Have you ever heard or seen a stereotype for mentally ill people when they cup their hand and smack the part of the chest over their heart? Well you did that with a knife to your face

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  yaoifreak  |  8

OMGOSH I freaking love the joker I'm now watching dark night and I'm going to watch it again just because of this comment?

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I think you mean. "Like a boss."

By  YourAFailmod  |  4

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

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