Work and Love: Cougar - FML

Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 055

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 141

You deserved it 3 424

By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 378

You deserved it 216

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 070

You deserved it 2 369

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 248

You deserved it 8 281

That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 130

You deserved it 72

Always ask for documentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Arlington

Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 931

You deserved it 268

Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 194

You deserved it 78

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 148

You deserved it 3 303

By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 370

You deserved it 40 107

Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 140

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Top comments

Enslaved 36

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

MILFs need loving too.

aliezzo 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

At least he's legal.

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otecasacid 22

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:16

Couuuugarrrr

jake_braves 25

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:22

You can still have fun with him if that's what you are looking for OP.

BoeingAirbus 4

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:44

Why do you find this disgusting? If two consenting adults like each other, regardless of age, gender, or race, who are you to judge?

mrkfrish 5

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:44

Who cares how old he is? Get it girl

Catdragon 40

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:48

and if it was a young girl and an older guy would you all still be like go get it?

bluefairy_fml 24

Friday 15 May 2015 20:12

If it was a young woman dating an older guy, the guy would never think of this as an FML. He'd be thrilled. So if we reverse the roles, why should the woman feel embarrassed that a younger man is interested in her?

1dvos_grl3 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:49

I mean he's legal right?

trey600rr 22

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:55

go for it you sexy cougar

Lehk 9

Saturday 25 April 2015 21:24

so?

rogwest 23

Saturday 25 April 2015 22:13

How is this an fml?

bluefairy_fml 24

Saturday 25 April 2015 22:13

Why is this an FML? You should be flattered that a younger guy is hitting on you.

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Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML

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Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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Today, my sister announced her engagement to my ex-boyfriend, who she’d stolen from me. She got upset that I told her I’m not attending her wedding, nor congratulating her. Since she’s “Christian” her logic is “What God joined together, let no man separate.” Yeah, right. FML

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You deserved it 124

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

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You deserved it 2 750

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 920

You deserved it 1 529

Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 324

You deserved it 302

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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You deserved it 20 542