School, Embarrassing and Awkward: Cool look

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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Disappointment

By nevergoingtopeeagain - 07/11/2013 00:16 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

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By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:11

That's hilarious!

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:10

Oh sucks for you!

Comments

pemcorgiluvr 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:50

We had to take a toilet paper roll on a string and a toilet seat and wear them around our necks.

denzell 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:53

Lucky for u I have to take a baby skeleton in a tiny fake baby stroller.

LoveAlways27 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:54

Quit your whining, a lot of teachers do that, I've walked around the hallway with a 4ft tall doll hall pass , a drafting T-square hall pass and my favorite one, a toilet seat hall pass

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:06

Be grateful for the easy access for those "just in case" moments.

jloverr 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:06

every teacher has a plunger at my school for a hall pass... suck it up

sylphy 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:30

To all the people who had to wear toilet seats: It isn't as if someone has put their ass ON the seat. Seriously it could be worse, like the coyote poop in a jar my enviromental science teacher used. She had a story of how she found it in the woods and put it in her sweater pocket until she got home and found a jar.. She was... so weird...

duckie227 22

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:30

Did you ever think to just leave the 'hall pass' on the floor outside the door and just grab it before heading back inside the classroom?

delilahtealight 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:33

this is just weird we had actual hall passes u know the kind on paper. lol I kinda wish my teachers did that though makes for interesting convo

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:33

So does my teacher, the sad part is im not joking.

itz_towelie 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 8:44

why is that bad? shit like that is fun, my teacher use to make me carry a bottle of soap. one day a cute girl asked me, "do you bring your own soap from home?" with a wierd look. I said ya dont you? she said no so i just looked at her and said huh... thats kind of wierd but whatever.