Miscellaneous: Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Big Muff Fuzz

By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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Gas giant

By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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You deserved it 47 263

Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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You deserved it 362

It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 26 429

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

battleshits? ;-;

Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:26

I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'

Comments

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

battleshits? ;-;

ydi_4_suking 20

Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:24

thats what you get for taking a shit at school. save that shit till you get home

ImaWiseGuy 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 11:23

agreed 27, I use to skip school just because I refuse to use public bathrooms...moral of the story, hold your ass in higher regards then settling for school facilities...

fthku 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:48

In that case, #31, your name is highly hypocritical! When you gotta go you gotta go. When did people become such spoiled pansy asses?

Jimster1712 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:02

same things happening to my school. except they havr outdoor toilets

stephy0823 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:09

agreed lol..

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:31

I was using the bathroom at school. Yes I was peeing while sitting down and taking a dump also. But lord behold some jerk kicked the door in on me and said I was masturbating. I have to take 2 more years of ungodly ridicule. I feel for you OP.

dunner12 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:01

nice Harold and Kumar reference #1 I forgot about that scene LOL

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:22

49, what does Lord Behold mean?

NastyNinja31 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:41

lmfao

SunDropGirl 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:26

27 smetimes when you gotta go you gotta go! and if you don't your gas piles up in your tummy and that is no bueno!(: and that is my unintelligent way of describing that matter!

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:51

battle *****, Lolz, I loved tht scene

itsgen 16

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:47

i agree with you, its not like you can do anything about that when you have to go

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:13

1- Nayeli I miss you!!

pandaz1711 0

Friday 13 May 2011 8:06

haha

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

Cue shitty jokes :)

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:01

I would write "Talk about a shitty situation," but I would probably get thumbs down because that joke is getting so overused, just like my x's ******. However, since I AM a pro at getting thumbed down, I will say this: what a shitty situation, OP!