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Same thing different taste
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**** OFF, thanks
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eh dont worry about it dude... we all have our fair share of embaressing encounters as such....like me....got caught changing in my car...i couldn't look that guy in the eye ever again..
Good thing her dog didn't get "pissed off" (on) and go after your wood :-P
Nice try with your pun, but it didn't really work. And to the OP, yeah that sucks now but both of you will have forgotten about it by next week. Try to go further into the woods next time.
In Soviet Russia, tree pees on you.
ydiftw?? WTF nobody gives a shit bout u or soviet russia go die in a rotten pussy
why do guys and dogs pee on trees? hmm..
@ 42 Somehow, the "Soviet Russia" jokes aren't as funny today as the "Russia" jokes were during the Soviet Era. Nowadays, I'm kind of like "So what?"...
You do realize that that was 19 years ago right?
it's better to be pissed off then pissed on
in russia pussy dies in you
@23 ehhh just like life you win some and lose some but as long as your "up" by the end of the day (take note... now that was a bad pun...) you know you've done well... but seriously I don't plan any of these jokes they just happen:-P @46 lol... are you suggesting men = dogs or just that tree are strangely inviting?
sorry if this sounds bad, but if you have a decent dick and she was hot, I would consider this a good thing
not embarassing unless your small
... i need to visit russia someday.
for the ******* win omg
haa sucks for you was there like not a restroom near by?
114 your bomb 112 your a bitch
Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.
I knew a guy who peed in the Coca Cola Factory, but his stream got on some wires and he was given a shock of electricity, which turned him into an impotent meatbag. (I bet he won't drink POWERaid again, huh? heehehehe-I am so funny..... laugh dammit!)
lmao I have no idea wat that whole coke thing was about but ur 'laugh dammit' at the end worked
Actually, if you would use your brain instead of watching some unscientific entertainment show, you would realize it is possible. Mythbusters even corrected themselves by trying to electrocute someone like that, and succeeding.
dude I read ur info, and you sound awsome :D
HA did you bag it?
haha first
happens on patrol all the time, bro
u cop?
My smart-ass answer is: "Does that look like a police helicopter to you?" But seriously, I mean on combat patrol overseas, where if you steal away to relieve yourself in private, that could be the last time your buddies see you alive.
fail ^^ I live in Alabama....
fail. you live in alabamba.
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My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.
Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.