FML : Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree...

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Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one that's in my math class, noticed me, regardless of me hiding. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 March 2010 22:44 / United States

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By skyeyez9 | 24

#937753 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:13

My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

By youngbutwise15 | 5

#937712 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:04

Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.

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By so_unfortunate | 0

#937709 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:03

eh dont worry about it dude... we all have our fair share of embaressing encounters as such....like me....got caught changing in my car...i couldn't look that guy in the eye ever again..

Monikabug | 9

#937725 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:08

@1 The changing in the car incident has happened to me, too!
It is even more embarrassing when the man just stands outside your car window, staring until you drive away.

greendaygirl999 | 5

#937756 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:15

Eh, it's not like you're the first one to do it. Don't beat yourself up about it

spiderman0606 | 0

#937789 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:28

haha that's funny, but I bet you were fine. Just one of those things you can easily laugh off.

DGross | 8

#937803 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:34

Good thing her dog didn't get "pissed off" (on) and go after your wood :-P

ReyEr9412 | 0

#937839 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:59

Nice try with your pun, but it didn't really work. And to the OP, yeah that sucks now but both of you will have forgotten about it by next week. Try to go further into the woods next time.

Monikabug | 9

#937857 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:05

You know, D. King of the Bad Puns.
He owns up to it, and he owns the title well. LOL

:) at least he tries? sometimes they work out perfectly.

ydiftw | 0

#937980 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:45

In Soviet Russia, tree pees on you.

SciGuy013 | 0

#937986 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:47

^^ this

bibblz | 0

#937998 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:51

ydiftw?? WTF nobody gives a shit bout u or soviet russia go die in a rotten pussy

alexsannell | 13

#938003 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:52

why do guys and dogs pee on trees? hmm..

aardvarkish | 15

#938032 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:04

@ 42
Somehow, the "Soviet Russia" jokes aren't as funny today as the "Russia" jokes were during the Soviet Era.

Nowadays, I'm kind of like "So what?"...

ReyEr9412 | 0

#938050 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:12

You do realize that that was 19 years ago right?

Russiandon214 | 0

#938079 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:23

it's better to be pissed off then pissed on

smartman136 | 8

#938102 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:30

in russia pussy dies in you

DGross | 8

#938112 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:32

@23 ehhh just like life you win some and lose some but as long as your "up" by the end of the day (take note... now that was a bad pun...) you know you've done well... but seriously I don't plan any of these jokes they just happen:-P

@46 lol... are you suggesting men = dogs or just that tree are strangely inviting?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#938149 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:43

sorry if this sounds bad, but if you have a decent dick and she was hot, I would consider this a good thing

LemonMan | 0

#938151 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:43

Is fucking Sparta

u_no_u_want_me | 0

#938273 - Friday 12 March 2010 5:19

that's not very nice

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#938345 - Friday 12 March 2010 5:54

Why would you go and Pee ... IN A PUBLIC DOGPARK!? Seriouslly dude that's just weird.

But hey, on the brightside, school will be fun tommorow. :D

bobby3130 | 0

#938366 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:02

not embarassing unless your small

epound28 | 0

#938391 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:09

^This

Duran40 | 0

#938433 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:24

@55 lmfao hahahaha that was pretty funny

aww I forgot what I was gonna say oo yea FucK Russia!!! hehe

deathcab7 | 0

#938471 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:39

... i need to visit russia someday.

Blue_Coconuts | 7

#938809 - Friday 12 March 2010 9:46

You wanna get peed on by a tree? Come to LA and I'll buy a tree costume and yell things in Russian for you. It'll save you some
money.

itsmi | 0

#939539 - Friday 12 March 2010 17:20

for the fucking win omg

Kureeziineko | 3

#939543 - Friday 12 March 2010 17:21

@80, did it ever occur to you that some guys prefer their privacy no matter how big they are? PS it's spelled "you're"

ckydc | 0

#939585 - Friday 12 March 2010 17:36

@112 ps: you forgot the : after ps. Don't try to correct someone else, if you can't.. cool guy?

AndreaHaha | 0

#941094 - Saturday 13 March 2010 3:41

haa sucks for you was there like not a restroom near by?

bobby3130 | 0

#941677 - Saturday 13 March 2010 8:44

114 your bomb 112 your a bitch

i_am_bomb | 0

#1038051 - Monday 21 June 2010 12:19

because we can

By youngbutwise15 | 5

#937712 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:04

Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.

afatmonkey | 0

#937905 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:20

I knew a guy who peed in the Coca Cola Factory, but his stream got on some wires and he was given a shock of electricity, which turned him into an impotent meatbag. (I bet he won't drink POWERaid again, huh? heehehehe-I am so funny..... laugh dammit!)

Rangant | 7

#938136 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:40

lmao I have no idea wat that whole coke thing was about but ur 'laugh dammit' at the end worked

epound28 | 0

#938395 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:11

Powerade is a Coca-Cola product, you fucktard.

matt1337c | 0

#939010 - Friday 12 March 2010 12:20

@afatmonkey

Mythbusters proved that fake. You lie!!!1!

Leprecon | 3

#939066 - Friday 12 March 2010 12:41

Actually, if you would use your brain instead of watching some unscientific entertainment show, you would realize it is possible. Mythbusters even corrected themselves by trying to electrocute someone like that, and succeeding.

chunkymunky666 | 0

#1685818 - Friday 12 November 2010 6:57

dude I read ur info, and you sound awsome :D

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#3025001 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:38

98 but I saw it on 1000 ways to die!

By thedoghouse_fml | 0

#937714 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:05

HA did you bag it?

By bugmenotmofo | 33

#937728 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:09

I just voted no on this.

By fsebastianslife | 0

#937736 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:10

haha first

By aardvarkish | 15

#937742 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:11

happens on patrol all the time, bro

daniel1_1 | 13

#938022 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:59

u cop?

aardvarkish | 15

#938055 - Friday 12 March 2010 4:12

My smart-ass answer is: "Does that look like a police helicopter to you?"
But seriously, I mean on combat patrol overseas, where if you steal away to relieve yourself in private, that could be the last time your buddies see you alive.

By Monikabug | 9

#937746 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:12

At least your dog didn't try to bite off your "stick," like the one I just Mod'd and said No. :)

itz_towelie | 6

#938497 - Friday 12 March 2010 6:51

how can you say no to a fml about a guy who got his dick bit off by a dog?

Monikabug | 9

#939645 - Friday 12 March 2010 18:01

Just by clicking NO, silly. :)

By jamie_leeann23 | 0

#937747 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:12

ydi for living in alabama. ;)

wrestlerbeast | 0

#938237 - Friday 12 March 2010 5:06

fail ^^ I live in Alabama....

xelao | 0

#938562 - Friday 12 March 2010 7:24

fail. you live in alabamba.

denbeste | 3

#938673 - Friday 12 March 2010 8:50

FAIL! we're all equal except me, because i'm better.

By gigi_bella | 0

#937751 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:13

Shoot him sexy looks during math. "I had
fun last weekend." *sexy hair flip.*

beckster_05 | 9

#937916 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:23

#11 Uhm, the OP is a guy and the person who saw him is a girl. ^This happening would be interesting, nonetheless... Ahaha

gigi_bella | 0

#937954 - Friday 12 March 2010 3:34

Oops, sorry, you're right. :)

By skyeyez9 | 24

#937753 - Friday 12 March 2010 2:13

My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.