Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
zredalert95 0
lol, thats why you don't **** with peoples egos. i hope he was joking, but at the same time, don't pull shit like that.
TArantulAH 0
You just got ****** up while trying to **** up someone else... Good one...
BrainDead2832 0
HA THATS WHAT YA GET YOU *****
xFenix81x 0
That is what you get for being a heartless ****. If the sex isnt that great, break it off. Id like to punch your head down your slutty neck.
Broken_Hero 0
Well, since he said "That's ok..." I doubt he's cheating on you. At least I say "That's ok..." when I'm messing around. XD
uhskeeper155 0
you deserve it, you stupid *****!
K001 0
LMFAO YDI bitch
Dannerz 0
**** i wana meet this dude he should be my mentor
Gstone5 0
teach me dude!!!
cmastabackhand 0
ahahahahahahahaha what a thug!