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By queen - Brazil
  Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML
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By  Ninjaface  |  0

Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.

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By  Ninjaface  |  0

Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.

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By  SweetestSin  |  4

LMAO this is the hilarious, and you labeled yourself Queen in intimacy (sp?) - HA, queen in boredom should be more like it.

It would be awesome if my husband did this, my vagina would feel the vibes of the music and dance to the taps of his fingertips

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By  Leafhead  |  0

Hey dumbass, I mean SweetestSin. Her name is just "Queen" after the band who sang the damn song. The in intimacy part is where it is put in the FML sections.
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