Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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lovinit5683 0
I know how bad migraines feel. I had a brain tumor when I was 11. I'm sorry OP. I've been to the point where I've cried too..
lil_lala209 5
should have got up and took something instead of crying about it... (not saying it wasn't painful enough to be crying over) but just sitting there complaining helps no one. do something to help yourself. and you can't really hold the bf accountable he could have been half asleep and unaware...
tana89 0
Exactly! Sometimes people don't wake up fully but can still talk to you. If it was that bad, you could have kept waking him up and made him sleep on a couch or something. Or maybe you could have slept somewhere quieter. I understand migraines are awful, but I don't think the boyfriend is to blame. He can't control his snoring.
GameAddikt 0
Jesus finally a sensible, reasonable solution to OPs stupid problem!
Thedrugslikeme2 0
I know what it feels like I get migraines all the time too. Well... a lot less than I used too when I was younger i averaged one every few days, now it's like one a month. And I'm talking the type of migraines that are so bad you get angry when someone talks to you and eating is no good as well as sleep almost impossible.
procrastibating 0
Anal beads:D
Jasper8713 2
I feel your pain, OP. This has happened to me before. Luckily, my fiance is understanding and will usually sleep elsewhere if he is snoring and I have a migraine.
AlecIsTheMan 0
cool story bro tell me another
Alesforever 0
Omg you are such a baby!!!! He's gonna leave your immature ass if you don't Stop whining, you deserved that one!!!
Jasper8713 2
Either you're a troll or you're a complete idiot who knows nothing about the neurological disorder known as migraines. Oh, wait. Either way, you're a complete idiot.
asian2014 0
Lmbo dang... so much for listening... Smh
ThePostRater 0
Hmm he was probably sleep talking/walking sort of thing. I bet if you ask him about it in the morning he will be clueless.
TheDrifter 24
That would mean you're a pain pill junkie and that you have been seriously overusing them. If switching pills doesn't seem to help or your "migraines" get worse, they're not migraines, just withdrawal headaches.