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By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

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Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
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ke59100 1

shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?

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mintcar 9

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

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ke59100 1

shoved down your genitals?? do you have a ****** on top of your head?

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EpicPear 0

Oh. My. God. At first I misread 'a tube' and read it as " lube " :0.

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chuchurocket 4

at first I clicked the wrong FML (iPod app) and I thought the dog collar comments were for this one some made me laugh until I realized my mistake

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elemont 0

it makes the comments so much better aha!

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bsgirls 0

**** **** **** **** **** bitchess

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MILFSaregood 7

Its better than having a ***** in your dick..watch 2 kids one sandbox;)

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pattheaninal 9

probably not as much as looking at your dp.

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12jax12 5

did it hurt!?!?! of course it did!!!!

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horsegirl331 6

U need plastic surgery or u might want tht too

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IgnorantAmerican 0

lolololololol

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mintcar 9

What's the problem? Did you want two tubes shoved up your genitals?

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Penguinman909 7

Well... Different strokes for different folks...

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moomoo14 0

u kinda jus made my day haha

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novashift 0

dude I read this and my balls started to hurt

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Skroal_stomper 5

17 your **** are too nice for you to have balls.

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ktdad07 0

Yeah, and her balls are too imaginary for her to be a minor. No, not really. She is a minor. Pervert.

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jisaac09 25

^^^ He's right she does have nice ****. But what got me was the fact that she clearly has a pic to show off **** (might not be hers), or a shirt (doubt it) and her profile says that "Jesus is my hero".....

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KasCiaYr 0

You just need to let the steem out..

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Dude, you gotta stop masturbating while reading FMLs.

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knight0748 5

nice, fantasy came true? or just a catheter?

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midnightsun123 2

Let's hope it's just a catheter....

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riley322 0

Let's hope the fantasy was the only thing that "came" in Op's situation.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sadly, it could be both. Some people get off on having invasive medical procedures performed on them. Anyone want to see my colonoscopy movie?

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carcinogan 0

oh my god.....yikes!!!!!

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iranoutofnames 6

would it have made you feel better if it was free? a tube is a tube...

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