Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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D11Churchkill 8
I hate migranes
rbr0wn 3
I know how those feel. Excedrin Migraine or Goody's will often do the trick. That, or get a prescription for birth control. Maybe they're hormonal.
Jasper8713 2
If those work for you, you are lucky. Excedrin migraines does nothing for me.
Jasper8713 2
That, and if the OP gets migraines with aura, they cannot take most birth control. All they can take is the POP, which only contains one hormone.
lxs142857 0
ewwww!! that's sick
skyeyez9 25
your bf was not being mean on purpose. Most likely he was in a waking dream state and incorporated your crying into his dream. I remember a few times in my dream I heard a telephone ringing, only to wake up later realizing it was my alarm clock.
luckshotpro 12
Today, I woke up and my girlfriend was asleep on the couch, even though we share a bed. I woke her up and asked why she left. She told me I snored so loud I woke her up and gave her a migrane to the point of tears. FML
ColdGold 6
It is possible that your bf answered the question he asked you with his loud snoring. Sorry.
iLoveJoseph 0
who the fückk cares ?
missIrene 6
apparently u care enough to leave a comment take some advil, grab a tampon plug it up and quit bein a bitch
shajenjen 0
that honey, is wat I call an ex!
ben1020 6
u should brake up with tht a hole
lilmac99 0
aww i feel ur pain.i get bad margraines too, my bf does the same thing and i always end up sleepin on the couch just to get away from the noise. i usually put my pillow over my head to drown out the sound or i hit him really hard with the pillow and tell him to roll over to move his ass to the couch.