By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 525
You deserved it 2 929
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DontClickOnMe 28

I love the image in my head. How hilarious!

302 5

Comments

DontClickOnMe 28

I love the image in my head. How hilarious!

302 5
LookOnBrightSide 12

1-I will agree, incredibly funny, but that's probably illegal in most states or countries.

11 64
LaColombianita 26

I don't think that's illegal.. What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business and your business only.

51 2
n_epic_fail 14

Damn the Naked Brothers Band

57 3
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

The image in my head is accompanied with the benny hill theme song.

41 2
awwwyeah_png 4

Just as illegal as imagining changing your future kids's diapers... OH SNAP! I DIDN'T... *handcuffs clicking* FUUU

50 1
humorizer 14

I wouldn't mind having this happen to me. That is if a couple of small changes were made: my friend's siblings were sisters they were a bit older (I'm assuming the boys in this story are like 7 or younger); 16-30 would be a-ok it wasn't wiener time

4 21
tatababe 1

Loooooooool I love you that's to fricken funny

2 5
Caliborn_06 11

Bet you like them six year olds...

0 17
ninjuh_wingman 29

This could be really awkward for you and your friend.

101 8
SecretMe00 5

Ya seriously! How old is the brother? And he's talking like that?

6 0
MetalxSoldier 26

They sound like future rapist!

15 4
chinkychick 16

Did your brothers manage to catch up with your friend? ;)

93 6
MetalxSoldier 26

Maybe her friend should have yelled "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" While chasing them back to the shower. (:

36 1
TourettesGuyFTW 25

Maybe her friend ran and never went back there again...

12 2
Xathanos 16

Practicing to pick up at such a young age. wish them the best :)

95 2
unagi_fml 9

Maybe they're so young/innocent that they think it's just funny to scare people away with it

16 1
LookOnBrightSide 12

Strange brothers you have there. At least this will be a story you can tell your nieces or nephews one day. You could also use it as blackmail in the future, OP.

59 5
juanaranda1015 4

Sounds like something out of an American Pie movie.

5 2
SecretMe00 5

Ya you don't sound slutty whatsoever. And you're how old young lady?

9 16
KatieKayy15 0

she was probably kidding dude . damn! judgmental freak, much?

11 10
SpruceDread4578 13

43- what she likes to do with her body is her decision. One who has sex isn't a ****, it just means she likes sex. Those who boast it in the public are *****.

3 7
n3rd43v3r 10

So.... It's not adventure time?):

3 0
csickcman 11

guy-"What time is it?" girl-"WEINER TIME!!!!"

18 0
A7x4REVer 3

Best time of the day :P next to breakfast....and lunch......and second lunch.......and dinner......or any food time...:P

1 10
Nathan23xx 18

I can tell... No jkjk I'm not that mean

0 3
yahoowizard 16

Age is incredibly necessary in this FML.. Maybe they were 17, you never know

109 7
boomhauer18 3

Really so she is chaseing her 17 year old brothers around to give them a bath really

8 5
awwwyeah_png 4

Exactly, lol. It's nowhere near relevant. Just enjoy the FML, it's just ******* text! Get over it "won't somebody think of the children?!!!one11!!" people! :/

8 4
lumoloxi 0

How can u not guess how they wud be honestly use ur brain why in hell wud they be 17

1 17
Furrywhiplash 14

Well why don't you use your ******* brain and realize not every situation is normal. Maybe they are 17 years old and mentally handicapped, in which case they don't know any better. Don't be so single minded 29 & 66, dumb *****.

22 1
IKickPuppiesHard 16

67- I completely agree with you. Although on a side note if they were mentally handicapped then it would negate the need for an age irregardless. Though it woul be amusing if it actually was 15 yo brothers. Haha.

2 7
evilteddybear 0

Or they just wanted to have some fun :)

4 1
girl112891 7

I can't see why any girl would have to give her 17 year old brothers a bath even if they were mentally handicapped. But I can see your argument. Partly.

1 3
Starcatch77 20

73...Irregardless is not a word. Please don't use it as if it is.

1 1
cBlackout 13

Does it really take 20 minutes to catch a couple of naked kids? How fast ARE they?!

55 2
ydi_4_suking 20

Maybe they are covered in grease so they won't get caught easily

1 5
jonriise18 3

Like greased up deaf guy. "you'll never catch me!"

7 0
KatieKayy15 0

"I'm touching all the candy!" (;

2 0
rahrah765765 11

No clothes = great aerodynamics. Don't let your clothes hold you back from wiener catching...

9 0
girl112891 7

I'm guessing they're between 10 and 13. Young kids are fast, especially when naked. Plus there's two of them. My strategy would be to get to my friend first and then trap them in the closet.

4 0
onlychildFTW 33

Plus if they are young. They have no body hair which means no friction from hair. So they are faster.

6 0