Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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beastin34 0
at least he tried to care
Giana4598 0
I do that. Ha ha
ohrlynow 9
oh man. I don't think I've ever empathized with an OP as much as I do now. I have chronic daily migraines and they definitely make me cry.
AJSMOKESWEED 0
you guys have a bed in the kitchen? :O
Doortje 30
Oh look, a sexist joke! How extremely funny!
colhyena 3
Not even a funny one. Disappointed.
illmatic2 16
*gasp* You have Internet in your cave?!?!I
bv110 2
I'm not even going to bother making a sarcastic joke! Go die you lonely girlfriendless manbitch! And take your sexist jokes with you, they suck, maybe more than you do! Though not by far, trust me
Karirecord 0
I only have migraines during pregnancy! My ob says it's completely normal. Nothing they can do
Nychthemeron 2
That's not normal, pregnancies cause migraines to disappear. As a sufferer of thrice-monthly migraines and a mother, that's not the norm.
caremedy 6
Umm... yes it is the norm. With my first pregnancy, my migraines disappeared. With my current pregnancy, they are back full force and worse. Every pregnancy is different, and so is every person. I know several people who have only experienced migraines during pregnancy.
something224 6
Man up bitch. :D
monkeyluver624 0
.....tuff :|
Lizza330 28
I hope you feel better. I've had horrible headaches before. (Every sight, sound, and smell made it much worse. It drained every bit of my energy. School didn't help either. I got them every day, so eventually I had to quit.)
procrastibating 0
I honestly agree with 51. Man up ***** btw masturbating is fun yall think so too?
YayaInLalaLand 0
Sorry sweetie, what you're having is most likely premenstrual headaches. My mom has three brain tumors. We know what migranes look like in this family and you aren't having one. You should probably talk to your guy about his listening problems though(:
horseracingjocey 0
Everyone has different forms of migraines and reacts differently when having one. If your mom had a brain tumor, she was not having migraines but instead a pain caused by the tumor! The severity might make a doctor call it a migraine but it's more so a headache caused by a growing mass pressing on her brain.
SirEBC 7
Wow, 56 is amazing. She was able to tell that the OP was not having a migraine solely based on what was in the story. Insane.