Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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Comments (160)
FairyTales_fml 6
oh man I'm so sorry. I really feel your pain :(
sallen0046 4
If you don't have a prescription strength migraine medication, you really need to get one. You can get a prescription fairly cheaply at any urgent care clinic. As far as the boyfriend goes, surely you were capable of waking him up and asking him to sleep in a position that doesn't result in snoring, or asking him to sleep elsewhere.
colhyena 3
Though I agree people should get some doctor meds to see if it will work, but I've gone to doctors about my migraines and all I get is overpriced meds that don't do a damn thing. I feel like i'm immune to medication cause nothing ever works. :(
hapahaole85 0
look into medicinal cannabis. it helps more than people realize.
devinmurnan 0
sir you are a visionary... *applause*
lindseytaylor201 0
I know u pain OP. I use to get them from when I was about 7-11 years old to the point where I was screaming my head off begging for it to stop. thank god I don't get them anymore it was sooo painful.
briidontgive_ 0
Sorry opp , ii get migraines so I understand . Butt I understand your boyfriend too becass when I'm tiredd I mean u kan be dying andd and ill sleep thruu it all . Sorry haha maybe that's alil dramatic but I loooveee sleep , aha ur bf was prolly sleep talkinn
horseracingjocey 0
maybe OP is allergic to pain meds. I actually know quite a few people who cannot take any type of pain killers. Also, OTC drugs will not help a migraine. it takes something much stronger to help usually.
LetsRollOut 2
I've heard one of the best ways to cure a migraine is by having an ******. Jump his bones and give it a try! (:
bridawg 0
the weird thing is is that I heard that too. on the radio...
forgotten_addict 1
I feel your pain. I get headaches seriously everyday, and migraines 2-4 times a week. Its awful and I have been to the ER for it a few times... So fyl indeed and your bf is a jackass...
NCR 0
ydi for crying over a migrane
ozonethegreat 1
you deserve better