Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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GameAddikt 0
YDI take some Tylenol, you want your BF to do what, go get the Tylenol for you, and if you don't have some sort of painkiller in your house you had it coming!
Jasper8713 2
Hmm... Last I checked, tylenol and other over the counter pain medications aren't exactly effective on neurological disorders. Taking tylenol will pretty much do nothing, except maybe cause a rebound migraine after one takes a million of them hoping that they will help.
disneydork96 0
I don't see this as an FML. Sometimes when people wake up after being asleep it's hard for them to stay awake for a long time (unless it's morning and time to get up, although I have trouble getting up then too! haha).
GavinRoskamp 0
Thank you, 124. I needed a catchy phrase to explain why pills do nothing for migraines. Also, thanks everyone for doing my job. I thought I'd have to come in here and rip some ignorant douchebags' balls off and shove them into their rectums!
okieraider71 4
Get to the doctor. Imitrex will change your life.
powpowell 2
If two doesn't work try 3 and if that doesn't work you might be dehydrated or need to eat...
runnawaygirl 4
Migraines suck, so I feel your pain. Take an Advil or a Tylenol with lots of water, that usually helps me:)
nuka_cola 15
Its not like he knew she had migrane so thers no need to be mean to him