Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
My migraines are heinous, but I've never had one to the point where I've cried, that really sucks OP. Next time wake him up again, or just go sleep in the living room or wherever it's at least quieter.
fthku 13
That actually sounds like a parody. "Hey, what's wron-SNORE". I guess it's possible if he just woke up, still seems weird. FYL for having migraines.
ImaginaryFoe 1
My husband can fall asleep mid-sentence and "what's wro--snore" is about what happened when I woke him up to tell him I was having contractions. OP, it's not that your bf doesn't care but it's hard to wake up for some people to wake up and switch right into caregiver mode. Crying would make my migraines much worse. Try to find a cool, quiet, dark place next time.
bthomas0319 2
What a good boyfriend!
bthomas0319 2
you're disgusting.
zinoxity 23
Of course you'd know, wouldn't you?
zinoxity 23
Of course you'd know, wouldn't you?
CreepyCrawl 0
He deserves a nice prank. :) It would make you feel better, at least.
NeverShoutHaylee 0
I hate those so much. I used to get them all the time.
jasper218 4
You don't get migraines, do you? If you do, you apparently aren't one of those people whose migraines no longer respond to pain meds. I speak from experience.
Karirecord 0
I actually have had migraines that have caused me to not be able to read or put words together to make sentences vocally. Numbness in the face
GameAddikt 0
See a doctor, your probably dying of a malignant brain tumor! PS (not kidding)