Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Then you have never had a real migraine. Hate to be the one to break it to you. A real migraine can put you in the emergency room for something to knock you out. A real migraine will make you throw up worse than a stomach virus. So take your little hot cloth and sleep on it, some people have the real thing.
Hendrixguy 0
You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"
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Comments (160)
kobaiz24 4
why were you crying over a migraine?
happyFace12 0
have you ever had a migraine? they are excruciating pain and if they are bad enuf yeah you'd cry about it too. migraines are worse than just a headache they're like in your head and anytime you move your eyes you feel excruciating pain. OP I feel for you, migraines suck
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I get migraines often that pills won't help. I'm definitely not a junky cuz I only take Tylenol for them. They can be really bad, especially after a concussion, but its not really worth crying about.
hehehahAho 0
shit happens. you just sound like a lil bitch
weregirl 0
cronic migranes here. :/ it hurts, sorry OP
chlobo13 0
guys, go easy on the guy... he was probably half asleep when he asked what was wrong, then passed back out. No big deal.
flammenhund 4
I'd stroke your magical genie :$
ashtonTS 0
I get the feeling you're single...bitch.
Doortje 30
Yeah, I totally got that feeling too! I think that's why she tried to wake up her BOYFRIEND.
Sammara 0
It doesn't sound like he was really awake. He heard a noise, spoke, and went back into his deep sleep. People do it all the time. Crying about your migraine will only make it worse, though...trust me. Go get a cold cloth and call the doctor to get some preventative meds.
missIrene 6
I get severe migranes that have goten to the point where I vomit, there's no pill that can help that. and it's not good to take pills all the time. pain is just weakness leaving the body so just ride it out and eventually you'll get used to them Hun
david0420 0
I would of woke him up again