Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML
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ohhhhshizzz
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I moderated this.
Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?
Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?
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iHavetoPiss
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I agree with you # 1.
And besides, this FML is stupid. Not even a FML. It's a "Oh gosh, I'm stupid" moment.
And besides, this FML is stupid. Not even a FML. It's a "Oh gosh, I'm stupid" moment.
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fmlAllStar7274
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agree, most FMLs lately suck
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lifewithsarah
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be nice :)
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kb26hockey
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yeah i was gonna say, tide to go gets out marinara sauce, but not highlighter?
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AnaMaree
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It's still an FML even though it's stupid.
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cactus_fml
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I think people take the phrase F my life too literally.
It's not something you say only when your life is seriously fucked.
It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes.
On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second.
Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.
It's not something you say only when your life is seriously fucked.
It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes.
On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second.
Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.
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lolwut_fail
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I read it as marijuana sauce too!
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alexandruhhhhx
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same here.. i was wondering what marijuana sauce consisted of, i wasn't sure... haha
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whatacoolkid
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dee dee deee! My children, this is an example of a FAIL!!
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chelzy
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lol. I agree with 53. not an fuck my life but a FAIL my life. and btw, 53, ur sexy.
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isantorin
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and this is why you look before you grab.
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Whirling_Kumquat
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Thats what she said.
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KumoFF7
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lmao
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Uh_OhLmao
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roflmao
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cumberbunny
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#51 Not to you.
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lukewarmocha
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hahahaha sorry.
but agree that it's not the end of anything..
but agree that it's not the end of anything..
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Danieeru
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Ugh...that totally sucks.
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evanwilliams
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How did you fit in your desk?
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ohhhhshizzz
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I'm not fat and I spill things all time, I'm just really clumsy maybe the OP is too.
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evanwilliams
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Uh thanks for the update bro, I'll file that under "don't give a shit"
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isantorin
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he's trying to say how someone can spill things without being fat like you're implying OP is. Reading comprehension, get some?
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evanwilliams
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Comprehension of sarcasm and 'taking things literally'? Get some?
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blargity
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#5 obviously they're hands were small enough to fit in there
and to #10 it isn't like they deserve it because it isnt funny, asshole
but i guess they could have done what #1 suggested unless they left their tide pen somewhere else
and to #10 it isn't like they deserve it because it isnt funny, asshole
but i guess they could have done what #1 suggested unless they left their tide pen somewhere else
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evanwilliams
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Good thing they're[sic] hands were small enough to fit, I couldn't have figured that out without your eloquent explanation.
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isantorin
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have it, thanks for your concern.
you, however, should've addressed ohhhhshizzz, not me.
you, however, should've addressed ohhhhshizzz, not me.
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evanwilliams
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Good call.
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Bumlove89
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Wow you guys need to look up what sarcasm means.
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snavula
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#5, your idea of sarcasm is simply lame. I would assume that's why you're getting shit for it. Your snide comebacks in defense of your initial statement are kinda pathetic since you were defending a shitty comment to begin with.
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Lounia_fml
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I see what you mean. But don't take everything too literally o.O
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SusanaSaysRawrxD
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I hate people who take everything too literally. (@5.)
but, OP; FYL. That sucks D:
maybe some white-out? xD
but, OP; FYL. That sucks D:
maybe some white-out? xD
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evanwilliams
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I hate people who take the time to make smiley faces and frowns out of letters and punctuation.
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artcgirl
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wow. way to be a jerk
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sickinlove13
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lmfao. I was going to say something along that line. What can you expect, though? She's only 14.
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TheLetterZero
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:0
There is a surprised face made with a number and punctuation. Happy?
There is a surprised face made with a number and punctuation. Happy?
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artcgirl
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who's 14?
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Lou_Briccant
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:D :o :p :( :O :) :*
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ryan100
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you are stupid
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stfunubcake
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wow, as if anyone cares about the current state of your shirt. not funny, YDI
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gorguz14evar
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YDI, Sorry.
But watch what your doing next time.
But watch what your doing next time.
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BabaBlackShirt
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Wow Evanwilliams is an asshole.
OP YDI for not looking.
OP YDI for not looking.
Aw, that sucks. Can't you just tide pen it over it though?
It's not something you say only when your life is seriously fucked.
It's like something you say when something irritating or awkward or ironic happens, like if you waited for 30 minutes in line to get an ice cream, and then immediately dropped it, and it also happened to land on your really expensive white shoes.
On a side note, when I first read this I thought it said marijuana sauce and was confused for a second.
Lol, and I don't even smoke weed.