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"Pooping and Shit"

By everybodypoops - 02/08/2017 20:00

Today, while at a rest stop, I heard a woman in the stall next to me answer her phone and say to the other person, "Oh nothing just pooping and shit." FML

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Same thing different taste

By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Emergency

By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 2 August 2017 20:25

How is this an FML?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 2 August 2017 20:32

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Comments

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 2 August 2017 20:25

How is this an FML?

Matt Kesler 16

Wednesday 2 August 2017 23:17

took the words right out of my mouth

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 August 2017 23:58

It’s actually painful to have to listen to people being redundant and repetitive and redundant.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 3 August 2017 11:11

You should have just stopped after the repetitive, Richard. That extra redundant is just trying too hard.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 2 August 2017 20:32

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Georgian_fml 15

Wednesday 2 August 2017 21:09

wow thats terrible, hope you are doing ok, hope you dont get PTSD

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 August 2017 21:34

That’s redundant

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 2 August 2017 23:43

Is there a difference?

Mile Prodanovski 8

Thursday 3 August 2017 12:58

I always do it and so does my best friend we like to play battle *****

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 3 August 2017 18:15

Probably her way of saying "leave me alone and I'll call back later".

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 4 August 2017 0:07

You are in a rest room! Wtf do you expect.?

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 4 August 2017 21:11

I feel sorrier for the person she's talking to. It's just rude to answer your phone when you're on the throne.

GhostFox 33

Sunday 6 August 2017 16:16

Some friendships have absolutely no boundaries. Hell, some people will be in the bathroom talking to their friend who's using the toilet. Even at home.