Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me....

By that girl has a beard - 4/8/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By TheNiceOne | 20

#6371102 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:38

Op, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that it was probably really really dark in there at the time.

By reshab911 | 13

#6371099 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:37

What movie was it BTW?

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By Thebluest1 | 16

#6371097 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:35

Wow the sucks

dabaerju | 23

#6371696 - Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:27

*that. There was a 2-minute window for editing that. A TWO-MINUTE window! Oh well.

By ghostriley | 14

#6371098 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:36

Fail

By reshab911 | 13

#6371099 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:37

What movie was it BTW?

MrSassypants | 32

#6371137 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:10

How to lose a guy in 10 days.

Wizardo | 33

#6371258 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:13

She's just not that into you.

JayGatsby | 25

#6371286 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:33

She's the man

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6371332 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 21:29

pretty woman

worldclassrager | 39

#6371391 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:31

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By McIntian | 12

#6371100 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:37

how could you not tell he was a guy?

onlychildFTW | 33

#6371177 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:35

Theaters are very dark and some guys have long hair and look very feminine. Sometimes it's hard to tell, let alone in almost pure darkness.

gichikku | 14

#6371195 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:54

In the case of it being too dark to tell the sex, how would he know she was really cute?

JayGatsby | 25

#6371291 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:35

There are some people where it's hard to identify a gender and they can be interpreted as either. I believe buzzfeed has a video of people that look both genders if you want to check it out.

sturschaedel | 27

#6371323 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 21:07

Maybe it was Conchita Wurst?

Vlen_fml | 20

#6371413 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:07

Asian, Filipino, and Hispanic men can have very soft feminine features that will make you take a double take, and in the dark? very possible. The other races can have gender neutral looking people too obviously but i listed those because they're the more common.

By TheNiceOne | 20

#6371102 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:38

Op, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that it was probably really really dark in there at the time.

jerryj | 27

#6371133 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:04

Not only that, but DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

notzax | 19

#6371382 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:21

Then he shouldn't be talking! Movie is starting, shhhh

Leenah_93 | 11

#6371632 - Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:54

"In his defense, it was dark & he was pretty." God, I just love chandler XD

By Norvi | 26

#6371103 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:40

If you tried that while the movie was showing, YDI.

joeyl2008 | 29

#6371319 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:58

I'm hoping he meant that happened during the previews (even though it sounds like it was during the actual movie which is fucked up)

Skoff_fml | 27

#6371606 - Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:15

I'm going to assume he talked during the previews, but I'd still stay ydi because being hit on at that time would still be annoying as if you're not interested you're stuck having to reject them and then sit awkwardly next to them for another 1-2 hours.