Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
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Comments (111)
ACT99 0
stupid women
Stevieebabyy 0
My 9 year old sister could do better than that. Why does everyone on this site cry? Makes me want to smack them silly.
ithedarkknight 0
lmfao your a ******"WEIRDO" I would arrest you too... i mean its not that serious trying doing what they ask of you and maybe they will let you off i been pulled over before too but i simply followed his instructions and told him i was headed to school and he checked my license seen i never been in trouble before and said ok just be more careful and drive slower to the speed limit...
Shyman4ever 0
You ******* crybaby, all you have to do is give him your license and he'll give a nice ticket. Speeding is nothing to cry about, being arrested for not cooperating is something to cry about. Be a person and don't ******* cry.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI, and glad you got arrested. If you are such an emotional wreck you cannot follow simple instructions, there is no way you are a safe driver.
mjsdabeast 0
wow u little pussy you cried lololololol!!!! YDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lexiBRo 0
I can understand being stressed out at getting pulled over, esp. the first time, but you should be able to compose yourself enough to give the cop whatever he was requesting.
Qup 0
stupid much?
jaybrown 0
I don't even know what to say to this. You have got to ctfd and gtfoh, OP.
Ibeapirate 0
Panic disorder much? It was a routine traffic stop. If the cop isn't an ass, they usually let you off with a warning for a first offense if it wasn't severe. Chill. The sky was not falling.
letitbe56 0
Ignorant about what a panic disorder is much? If the panic attack is in response to real anxiety, it's not a panic disorder. People with panic disorders get them for no reason. Not to say the OP doesn't have some kind of anxiety disorder. But a panic disorder it is not.