Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
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Comments (111)
wasabipeas 0
I am a woman and I got pulled over six minutes after getting my license. I didn't cry and scream because I'm not mentally unstable. Case closed.
harahune 0
"Not able to comply"? Does crying hysterically suddenly cause your hands to stop functioning? YDI for being an overemotional idiot who apparently has no motor control.
lyssa61189 0
ur an idiot
Subjectzero 0
pussy.
xvertigox 0
idiot woman, get a grip
rityz 0
dont give women drivers a bad name ok? youre sucha wuss take the train nxt time
tranekfny 0
aww. u didnt have to be scared
cmillertime7 0
What kind of sheltered life you must live that getting pulled over causes you to cry.
daarlingdamsel 0
Lol why are people calling people sexist for saying things like 'Women!'?? I'm a woman and I completely agree with them, I've never heard of a guy start bawling because he got pulled over and got arrested because he was so hysterical he couldn't function! I have anxiety disorder and I've been pulled over twice and never once have I burst into tears. It's nerve racking yes, but a cause for hysterics, no. I am ashamed of my sex sometimes because they are such idiots and drama queens. If you are that emotional and unable to control yourself you probably shouldn't be driving.
rockonCB4 0
0_o Wow, YDI for being a complete dumbass.