Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
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Comments (111)
Jimboom 12
If you get yourself so worked up that you can't calm yourself down then perhaps you should see a doctor about that. Either that or stop driving around with drugs in your car and you won't be so nervous next time. :P
hugin_fml 0
Oh come on. You cannot seriously expect sympathy for freaking the **** out for getting pulled over? Yes, it's creepy and scary and you might start shaking and crying a little out of the stress. Getting hysterical and not being able to do as he tells you? You need anxiety meds.
Paige_Nicole10 0
not sure which way to vote on this. but i do know your a titty-baby. but some people cant control their emotions. . . .
evilbrent 0
getting hysterical is something my 3 yr old does when she gets bad news. grow the **** up. you totally deserve it - but I blame your parents for doing such a shit job of raising you that they never exposed you to the skills needed to survive even the most basic of stressful situations.
tipsy337 0
you need some pills
littlegoldwoman 0
Because cops are evil. Im an upright law abiding citizen and I hate them.
Rota 0
Stupid woman. Get the **** off the road.
JahWarrioR 0
cops in your country are SO dicks
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aback 5
So, did jail settle your ass down?
blondiee09 0
#48 : LMAO. One would hope.
ssnickel 0
You completely deserved that. Props to the cop for arresting your ass. I ******* hate it when women cry or unbutton their shirts to get out of a ticket... you did something wrong to get pulled over so crying shouldn't get you out of it... that would never work for a man so it shouldn't work for whiny little bitches either. I hope you get your license suspended. BTW, before anyone calls me sexist, I'm a woman and have been pulled over and received a ticket before.
kitties_fml 12
she was crying because she was unreasonably nervous and hysterical...not on purpose to get out of a ticket...
lil_miz_liz09 0
Umm did you freaking read the FML? She wasn't trying to get out the ******* ticket. She was nervous.