Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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Geist_fml 0
are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?
Seti_fml 0
you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.
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Comments (111)
JRSpaniel 0
Christ, why are so many people flipping the **** out over this? FYL, but go see a psychologist about some anti-anxiety meds .
QuietRiots 0
This speaks to some serious issues you might have with authority and control. You NEED to see a psychologist. Medication might help, therapy WILL help. This is not a normal response to a stressful situation.
PrayerPolice 0
Wow, was it that bad? The cop shouldn't have arrested you. He should have just slapped you out of hysteria. It works in the movies.
eric01 0
grow a pair of ball.
hxc_gxc 0
you do realize that this is a woman right? no need to testicles here :]
lovely997 0
**** THE POLICE !
ElNegroHombre 0
You cried over a ticket? People like you are so annoying and overdramatic it's crazy.
ElNegroHombre 0
And you ladies need to chill out. Everythings always sexist with you chicks. Calm down it's not a big deal.
daarlingdamsel 0
Amen!
sdr_fml 0
How did I know OP was a female?
RKSWAPPER 0
too be truthful your daughter had no right doing that if i had gotten one at that age i would have just laughed. she should know it obviously isn't real.
asoldieroforange 0
I just got my first speeding ticket and wished I had atleast worked up a little tears...maybe the officer would've pitied me - but if you were crying to the point where you got arrested? Holy moly.