By Anonymous
Today, my 5-year-old figured out that if he has a mouthful of milk and he blows really hard, he can blow the milk out of his nose like twin fire hoses. I’ve washed the carpet twice in the past day, and my house still stinks of rotten dairy. FML
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By  Razell  |  13

Slap him upside the head every time he does it. That'll stop it right quick.

Or better yet, make <i>him</i> clean the carpet.

Also, vodka or baking soda (applied to the carpet, not to you) might make the smell go away.