0 to awkward in no time at all.

The bad thing is you never see these awkward moments coming in time to stop them. Luckily you have a weather forecast though!

Great way to build parental trust.

100% chance of awkward. Unfortunately you couldn't predict that would happen, so FYL!

YDI for having your phone set to display the content of your texts before they're opened.

Not an option on a lot of smart phones

Not just smartphones.. MY old intensity did it..

iPhone FTW.

That was my exact thought. It's why my previews are off on my iPhone. No surprises if I'm away from my phone. Lol

Next time, quickly put your phone on flight mode.

Lol I do that sometimes even though I'm a loser and never get texts

I would hope that your dad wouldn't get that reference. But dads aren't dumb when it comes to their daughters.

#8, dads tend to be hyper-aware about these things, seeing sexual things in even the most innocent remark. He's going to ensure that your boyfriend is met by a cold front and dumps it load far from the viewing area.

Yeah, maybe her dad was born before weather reports...

I think mine is. And, oh yeah. I'm a girl.
Doesn't apply to every dad. Trust me.

Only a few inches huh?

Hm, I was expecting several..

Heh, beat me to it. Erm, pun intended. Xop

The dad shouldn't worry, doesn't sound big enough for actual penetration

Yeah, it's awkward, but that made me laugh out loud at work. Gotta hand it to your boyfriend for creativity!

that's not creativity, it's on the sloths memes page on Facebook! haha so cliché !

Oh no!
If you have an iPhone maybe turn your message previews off :)

You, my friend, will have one boring ass love life if "that" is sense of humor you find deplorable...