Oh, so sexy

By quarantine15 - 28/04/2020 14:00

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Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Well that was rude. Also, "put a baby in me" is not sexy, even if you're trying for one.

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lifeis4me 20

In his defense, getting someone pregnant isn’t usually sexy unless both of them really want a kid

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RichardPencil 30

He doesn't know how biology works -- fat women get pregnant all the time. Provided their men's dicks are long enough to get around the FUPA and make the delivery.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Well that was rude. Also, "put a baby in me" is not sexy, even if you're trying for one.

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Callyn 47

No, it's kinda hot. OP's husband is rude, but I'd get turned on by it.

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lifeis4me 20

In his defense, getting someone pregnant isn’t usually sexy unless both of them really want a kid

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bobsanction 18

Next time just ask him if he wants to bang like a normal person.

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sickerthanyou 13

“Put a baby in Me” is really really really not sexy at all. What kind of man would be turned on by the idea of having to raise a person for 18 years????.

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tounces7 27

You would clearly overthink it and ruin the moment. It's not meant to be something you take a long time to consider.

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