Oh, so sexy

By quarantine15 - 28/04/2020 14:00

Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 29 April 2020 0:18

Well that was rude. Also, "put a baby in me" is not sexy, even if you're trying for one.

lifeis4me 20

Wednesday 29 April 2020 0:45

In his defense, getting someone pregnant isn’t usually sexy unless both of them really want a kid

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 28 April 2020 17:06

He doesn't know how biology works -- fat women get pregnant all the time. Provided their men's dicks are long enough to get around the FUPA and make the delivery.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 29 April 2020 0:18

Well that was rude. Also, "put a baby in me" is not sexy, even if you're trying for one.

Callyn 47

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Thursday 30 April 2020 18:52

No, it's kinda hot. OP's husband is rude, but I'd get turned on by it.

lifeis4me 20

Wednesday 29 April 2020 0:45

In his defense, getting someone pregnant isn’t usually sexy unless both of them really want a kid

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 29 April 2020 6:18

Next time just ask him if he wants to bang like a normal person.

sickerthanyou 13

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Thursday 30 April 2020 1:56

“Put a baby in Me” is really really really not sexy at all. What kind of man would be turned on by the idea of having to raise a person for 18 years????.