Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Top comments
ichliebekekse 11
Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...
Enslaved 38
I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete
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Comments (64)
Futacy 30
Instead of going next door and asking for help, he goes inside to watch TV? Okay, that's just pitiful, FYL.
ICastillo 25
Well Alice to bad you didn't wake up in Wonderland.
Welshite 40
He needs to start working out with the OP from one FML down.
Futacy 30
OP's BF: "Damn, I can't lift her. Should I go next door for help? Naw screw it, I'm going inside to catch some Jersey Shore."
BulldogHoops 14
Can't miss those giant leaps backward for humanity
DjeePee 25
If I were you, I would wonder if he's the man I want to grow old with. I sincerely doubt it.
Thelic 3
Bring thoughts of "help!, I can't get up" commercial but with a cut scene to and old fart sitting in his lazy boy watching TV...
greeneyebeauty9 28
he could have at least woke you up.
RebelYell14 4
Get over yourself. Is he really too weak or is the truth of the matter that you're too heavy?
russellohh 2
No, he didn't use her as a human shield. But when a loved one randomly collapses, and you go watch tv? That's not just being stupid. Even my dog would freak out and run for help if that happened. Not only is the bf a jerk ,there's a good chance he has a pretty serious disability in there too.
saIty 17
Look on the bright side. At least, he didn't drag you to your home while your neighbors got the wrong idea. Then because your neighbors got the wrong idea, they'll call the police to arrest your boyfriend. Don't let your boyfriend get arrested.
BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you picked up quite the stud...