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By Defeated - 31/07/2021 18:01

Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML
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Lord_Hades 14

Was she the one who gave you the head injury? She might want your insurance money.

You might want to update your will before she installs all those strobe lights.

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Lord_Hades 14

Was she the one who gave you the head injury? She might want your insurance money.

Got other family or friends to assist you? Your wife doesn't care if you die, mister.

You might want to update your will before she installs all those strobe lights.

Fuck her. Divorce that bitch!

Not so subtle this one. I don't think I would sleep around her if I were you.