Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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ichliebekekse 11
Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...
Enslaved 38
I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete
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Comments (64)
Hwikek 2
That's why you have to pick boyfriends with biceps the size of your thighs because they'll carry you in just to show off.
Hwikek 2
Guy who flipped me off, why did you do that?
pickle_wibbs 10
Time for a new boyfriend!
greeneyebeauty9 28
well he's a keeper....
perdix 31
Riiiiiiggghhht! He's too weak? That's the ONLY reason he failed to carry you inside? I'm not buying it. I think you both need to go to the gym for different reasons. Hint: your reason must be accompanied with a strict diet ;)
Hwikek 2
You're being awfully rude.
Hwikek 2
You're being awfully rude.
PL0WW 20
I think he has a point though...
Hwikek 2
You're being a bit of a jerk just by agreeing.
Welshite 40
I must be a jerk then.
Hwikek 2
Oh really? I never would have guessed. I mean just look at your username, I never would have known with a name like that.
Hwikek 2
We've already started to lose comments! Who saw that coming?
jesustitts 20
Hey, Hwikek, is it really necessary to post your comments twice? It's not going to make anyone agree with you just because you post it twice, if anything it's annoying.
Welshite 40
#56: what does my username have to do with anything? It's a MINERAL!
melody309 35
Hwikek, just stop. It's kind of obvious Perdix was being sarcastic. Plus, you're just being a douche.
NFSMax 5
How can u remember?
jesustitts 20
At least he tried.