By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.


tell him to go on a diet... lol

fretforyerlatte 0

stop sucking face for five seconds and tell the man you can't breathe. how hard is it? you could at least choke out "GET OFF ME!" i bet he feels terrible about it.

lexilovesyou 0

You guys are all morons! He might not me fat! He could be really tall with lots of muscles. Chill your boner hoes!

Let HER gain 50 pounds

I doubt he needs to. My bf is really small like under 170lbs. and he did that to me. Maybe they were making out for a really long time or something.

he COULD be just a super muscular football player....honestly but yeah YDI for not saying anything

Yeah this doesn't mean he's fat. He could easily be a really tall muscular guy.

americayay 0

OP, you're kind of mean for this post, or at least it comes off that way. Agreeing with the masses in the fact that you should have freaking said something.

wickeddrummajor 0

no she deserves it for dating a fatty

RaBe2009 0

Why didn't you just tell him to get up because you couldn't breathe. YDI for not having common sense.

Veldan 1

Don't have to be fat to weigh that much. I'm 6'4" and 250 pounds as well. I'm 10% body fat, so basically this guy could jsut be all muscle and if his girlfriend was small it could end badly if he was a little to into it to notice :P

lol she's a chubby chaser

I'm 245 and not fat at all... 6'0 play football can bench 260

why is stuff like this even on the site give him nothing til he loses weight

Thats actually really hot to me...

He might not need to lose weight. He could be muscular. Dont judge him because you have no muscle

123sploosh 0

2nd omg im so happy

HAHA! Fail you fucktard.

123sploosh 0

dont be mean :( there was a delay :(

how pathetic does your life have to be that posting 2nd (actually 3rd) makes you happy....

how pathetic does you're life have to be that complaining about someone thinking they got #2 makes you happy.

I didn't finish my statement w/ "omg im so happy" so stfu!

flodezie 0

wow! u r gorgeous!! ;)

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or you yourself are a shallow prick that deserves to be alone.

Because everyone who is 250 pounds is all fat... I mean, there's no other reason to be that weight. /sarcasm

Sound mind, sound body. If it'd be 250 lbs of muscle the guy wouldn't put all his weight on the poor girl, if it's 250 lbs of fat - why go out with someone who doesn't even take care about himself?

hecuva 0

250 lbs of muscle (and of course a fair part is fat too) may not look as big or heavy as you think, my bf is 250lbs and mainly muscle, puts most to all his weight on me when he's on me, i have yet to pass out. OP: a great way to remedy this... when you feel that you might pass out, grab a hold of his pec/man boob (depending on fat or muscle) and use your knee as leverage to roll the two of you over, trust me he'll love it and things will probably get a bit more intense now that you showed some dominance ;)

What shit. 250 pounds of muscle is more than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Olympia days, unless your boyfriend is like 7 feet tall.

hecuva 0

I said "mostly muscle" he's about 20% body fat, so in other words 50lbs of him is fat and 200lbs is muscle.. give or take, where as when competing those guys are at like 7% or so, if he was that way he would only be about 200lbs or so

80lbs or 280lbs all people are beautiful, well, except for you #7

NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

I was lying in bed one night making out with my girlfriend after a long and busy day, and suddenly she just stopped "participating". She had fallen asleep out of exhaustion, and it took me a good couple seconds to realise why she wasn't reacting :D

123sploosh 0

my hero

Don't date fatties :D.

Brolin 4

Normally I'd go with don't date fatties, but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that he's just a tall guy and is built decent, I have a friend who is near 250 is going into the army and is like 6'3" and he's in good shape. Though if he isn't like that, then it is definitely your fault.

Shallow -_-

justmyluck1212 0

i think they should have a separate "fat" section for FMLs

You're in luck. There is a special place in Hell for bigoted dickheads as yourself.

i dont think they meant anything offensive by it... just that there are a lot of fmls about weight and they deserve a category of their own..

Farside you are my hero :)

Triplefool 0

That would become the only section I read.

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

arienh4 0

You do realise one needs air to say something, right?

you do realize that all the air doesn't leave at once you still have plenty of time to talk when you are getting choked trust me