Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
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DjeePee 24

Please, for the sake of my believe in humanity, tell me he's fourteen. Please.

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Juneyah1017 9

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

women need to learn that cod is one of mans favourite hobbies second only to masturbation. build a bridge bitch

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CitizenSnipz 0

He should have been there. TF2, L4D2 and even HL2 are ALL better than COD.

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Lucidium 0

I agree, COD multiplayer is repetitive crap to the max. Overrated like a fat kitteh.

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turtlemansam 6

Dude, tell him to add me. PS3?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

ps3 ftw, xbox is gay....(starts console war)

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

She usually has something worthwhile to say and smart people are usually more wordy. She'll type whatever she wants!

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KingDingALing 9

28- Shut up! You're just mad because I had sex with Lois while you were gone! :p

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missory_missouri 0

I think it's sad that I've played all the video games mentioned (except Naruto) and I'm terrible at all of them. COD is my favorite though!!!

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

I wouldn't bitch if he was playing Battlefield 2:Bad Company/2142 or Fallout 3/New Vegas, but the fact that he chose Call of Duty over you says a lot. His balls haven't dropped yet; give him a break!

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Benny_Lava 6

#49, Bad Company 2 is so broken. The first was way better than the second, in my opinion of course.

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chanman1001 0

he probably saw she called was like "oh I'll go after this game and just forgot. , happens to the best of us sometimes

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LittleMissSusie 0

Definitely a jerk- dump him, keep the mom!

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bailes_o_hay 0

45, it's ok, your a girl. guys just think it's cool you'll actually play

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starcraft2FTW 0

anyone who plays naruto automatically turns into a fag

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josey_wales 0

BS Benny, BS. People usually call it broke when they suck at it, so I understand. BattlefieldBadCompany2, out for over a year and still the best thing going.

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Splayd 10

Perhaps he was playing campaign mode.

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

76- BF:BC2 is broken, but it's still a better game than Call of Duty. BF3 is so good. I'm thoroughly addicted at this point. The maps are amazing, the graphics are intense, and sniping went from "meh" to "wow". Though, that makes for a lot of campers, which is annoying.

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lolive_9 2

So many jerk comments on here... why is it trending to be a complete brainless sh*t? You can say they're jokes, but none of them are actually commenting on OP at all. Just seeking attention.

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kaprookie 3

So did I and about 500 other people, what a claim to fame you ******* muppet

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Amgnowai 0

Ok 13 Chill, I am not claiming my "fame" or anything. It's just the first time something I mod gets confirmed.

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NickK49 0

kaprookie I will take a wet dump on your mouth

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

bump his ass!!!!! that son if bitch!!!!! u deserve better.... but wait, y were u dizzy?

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RavenXRampage 1

Whoa, whoa! Let's calm down here! Surely this doesn't call for a mafia hit!?!

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atomicmrpelly 2

Dump his sorry ass!

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mzeemzima 0

cmon guys its fukin COD if ur gonna go out wit a dude dats the kinda shit ur gonna hav to cope wit

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DjeePee 24

Please, for the sake of my believe in humanity, tell me he's fourteen. Please.

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Lurked 4

no even at 14 they have half a brain, please tell me he is 12!!!

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Riliana_fml 7

I don't see why that would make it better. I'm 14 and my boyfriend would be more freaked out than me if I collapsed.

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MeesterMatt 3

As a guy i feel perfectly justified in saying hes a meany face so i dissagree with u.... Mm hum

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