Today, I finally cracked and told my boyfriend that if he didn't sign full custody of his evil, manipulative 3 year-old daughter to her mother, then I would leave. He picked me up and literally threw me outside his apartment, slamming the door in my face when I tried to run back inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, it took all 3 of my kids threatening to use their saved money to move out and into a flat together to make me realise just how much of an asshole my boyfriend is, and that by any definition I’ve been in a mentally abusive relationship for years, and ignored everyone’s attempts to help. FML
Today, I'd had enough of my ex-husband ignoring me and our son, so I threatened to take him to court for sole custody. He didn't even hang up the phone to his client, he just told me to go for it because our son isn't really that interesting anyway, not enough to fight to try keep him. FML
Today, after two years of dating and my boyfriend knowing I hate kids and don’t want any, he surprised me with his 4 year-old daughter, thinking I would change my mind. I immediately dumped him, leaving him at the mall we were shopping at. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Good for him!
Vesi 30
3 yr old.. a literal toddler.. a baby.. the only word I can say that won't get me banned.. is "Wow." There are SO many words I could say about you.. but they'd get me banned, too.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Good for him!
Vesi 30
3 yr old.. a literal toddler.. a baby.. the only word I can say that won't get me banned.. is "Wow." There are SO many words I could say about you.. but they'd get me banned, too.
DLBL 23
No kidding! This See You Next Tuesday makes one think up new horrible words just for her! I wonder if this is rage bait, which seems to be a thing on this site lately.
anonymous17 21
is the 3 year old that bad, or maybe are you that bad and projecting it onto a toddler? im honestly not sure, some kids can be evil but at that age i doubt it heavily
GoogieWithers 25
He got rid of the only child in his life, that would still allow him to sleep soundly at night with a clear conscience.
angus 17
The problem is you, not the child and he did the right thing. Good riddance.
Rake 18
seriously? Cracked over a 3 years old? Evil and manipulative 3 years old? Are you kidding?
Charlie Given 28
You're the only one who sounds like they're manipulative and evil and probably an entitled B word as well!!!
SAgirl 23
Sounds like he has been putting up with your BS for to long and this was the last straw.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Maybe don't make ultimatums you're not ready to stand behind. Just a thought.