Sex, Inappropriate and Intimacy: Bruh…

Bruh…

By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Sensual world

By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 6 June 2011 15:49

he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.

mkbeautymama 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:52

that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"

Comments

aerogxt 7

Monday 6 June 2011 23:14

-.- Check please!!

SighMaster3000 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:41

Well next time get on top and fist pump the entire time. Then he will see what it's like!

dolcebaby 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:00

LOL shitty deal for you.

Bossman11 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:29

you're really cute

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:04

He was probably doing it wrong then. You need to be very relaxed and he needs to put lots of lube on his hand first. Oh, wait....

rsmedley2222 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:09

haha nice man.... I think it's romantic. come to my house;)

Yousuck24 21

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:11

Hey! All Australians do it!

Tjerk 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:13

why don't you fistpump together? sex is supposed to be a party right? turn up teh bazzz

musicchick1712 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:23

You're in a relationship with The Situation? Damnnnnnn girl

zembof 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:51

hey a win is a win

olpally 32

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:55

jersey shore fist pump during sex = fail at life.. lol

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