Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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Olovio
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Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
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Senseisparky
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Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
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Annie443417817
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what?
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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1 - she told his family he was gay and they believed her.
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HyundaiOwner7
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Then they got 22 texts.
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HyundaiOwner7
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he*
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georggx
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no funny 39 :/
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Olovio
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Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
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spazmattic
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I laughed so hard I came out!
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00SPRANGER00
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#40 I'm pretty sure that's fumny
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nyrangers1022
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not really a fml. all u gota say is ur not gay and shes a bitch. its as easy as that
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PurpleRae420
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Maybe it's time to tell your whole family to go fuck themselves and then move far far away fuck family all they are is DRAMA
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HarryMcC
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no 69 all you are is DRAMA!
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bubble25_fml
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so wait op, you didn't clarify, are you or are you not gay?? are you sure??
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urdirtyolduncle
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69-- Do you deliberately set yourself up to get thumbed down with each comment you write? You must have some social skills!
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imacreeper
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93, OP isn't gay. he states "and they believe her" therefore saying that she lied:)
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volley4eva1698
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95 Ikk! every single comment ive seen her post gets buried
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808Boyo
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tell everyone she had aids and that's the real reason you broke up
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smellymellyy
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i like the way you think 106
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kendallwendall
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69- I can't help but notice that every comment you make on every FML receives multiple dislikes. is that not a hint?
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coolstorybro6969
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Not aids...that kills people and is serous, herpes that just sucks
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kendallwendall
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at least you have a lot of friends?
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lovinit5683
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Or did.
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Eggers
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Or one really horny gay friend
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grantyboi
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15 made my day
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Zombieslayer1
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15 I like your style.
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FNFPhilly
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can I be a douche and sound immature without you guys flipping?
that's what se said 25
that's what se said 25
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ppatty
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15 that's good lol
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LaughinStock
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no 29 im going to get mad because u messed up the phrase with a misspelling
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noradaron
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Look who's talking 29, your grammar blows balls.
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rallets
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52, says the one typing "u" instead of "you"
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jmtmxer
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I would say it's just cause she actually has a penis and since you were dating her and she had a penis that was what she was talking about
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braasilianx0
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and a physco ex-girlfriend
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ItWasAllWorthIt
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She said "I like your style"? Wow, very nice one 29.
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Senseisparky
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Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
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babyydolly
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Then don't do them dirty and they won't become bitches.
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The_Great_Zucchi
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I wouldn't care too much if I was the OP. People thinking you are gay is not a big thing, they'll all find out you're not after a while anyway. When they do find out they'll know what you know now: your ex is crazy, and believe me, in the end this'll hurt her more than it'll hurt you especially if you both know a lot of the same people.
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chuymac
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fo sho them crazy BZ's are trippin on a playas nutz. hahaha
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PurpIe
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when op said came to her, does he mean jizz?
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TheNinjaCat
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73- you need to improve your Photoshop shills, m'love
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lovinit5683
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I don't understand this FML. Maybe it is just me though?
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lalalaughter
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his girlfriend told everyone they broke up cause he was gay. am i right?
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lovinit5683
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You probably are. I just didn't get it because of the way it is written.
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marinus_fml
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Yeah what six said. OPs girlfriend told everyone that he's gay and has a small dick
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Zombieslayer1
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You are right in your translation.
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llCHR15ll
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yes marinus; gay, small dick, pigmy testicles........
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IDKKK69
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Thank you longing, that was the joke.
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effedml
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#60 If she would tell his family that he's gay, it's understood that she would say he had a small dick. Good job reading between the lines #20.
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Krilleee
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so tell all of them that u broke up becuse of her tolding u she has herpes?
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unfortunate_13
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you don't go and tell everyone your ex has herpes. that will probably take away your chances on getting laid even more than people believing you are gay.
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Krilleee
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HAHA i dont know , just tired and really dont think .. then tell everybody she's a shemale n got a big black dick who's goin to fuck all of them in the backdoor. makes no sense but who gives a fuck ... 0.o
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sourgirl101
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Bad idea,7. If someone said that their ex has herpes, I'd automatically think that they do too. Sleeping with someone with an STD means chances are you caught it too.
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The_Great_Zucchi
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Most people already have herpes anyway :-)
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frankgrimes
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her tolding you? you sir are an idiot
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Krilleee
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TOLD * are u guys happy now? haha
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conmanusmc
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still wrong. it's telling
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Krilleee
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yeah yeah whatever ... i dont give a shieeet!
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Tjerk
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lol I did that
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mismonroe
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Tolding made me day.
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Krilleee
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110 , that's nice! happy to hear that :-)
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chogle
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117- I like your attempt at being passive aggressive there. I can 'tolding' that you really tried.
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lashtx
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rly. tolding??
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iAmScrubs
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She's a complete maniac! It's worse than Godzilla! She must be stopped!
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MrXerxes5
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go buy yourself a bottle(if your old enough) or make everyone think she got an abortion.
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sourgirl101
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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips;
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre
But nothin comes out when they move their lips;
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre
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ubetrwatchBN
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Me 'n dre stood next to a burnt down house,
with can full of gas 'n a handful of matches, and still weren't found out...
with can full of gas 'n a handful of matches, and still weren't found out...
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sourgirl101
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I guess they did forget about Dre.
What happened to all the Eminem fans? (:
I thought of these lyrics when I read 17's comment because I couldn't make heads or tails of it!
What happened to all the Eminem fans? (:
I thought of these lyrics when I read 17's comment because I couldn't make heads or tails of it!
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eminemchick
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thank god eminem was rapping in that song. slim shadyy hotter than a set of twin babiess in a mercedes benz wit the windows up and the temp goes up to the mid-80s :)
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noto_fml
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rofl. what a bitch.
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Zombieslayer1
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the little bitch, tell the people who might in the future go out with her that you guys broke it off cuz she used to have a dick.
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Nienna88
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Then people would really think he's gay.
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bentleysdad11611
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yes this is gold use this one
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Monii_Harlz
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54 - not necessarily, if she says he's gay and then he says he broke up with her cause she has a dick then, it kinda backfires lol
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puppiesandrainbo
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That sucks, I would hate it if people thought I was gay.
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unluckiestperson_fml
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What's wrong with being gay?
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warpig182
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Everything.
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TheNewGuy03
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well, if you're straight, then yes, there is something wrong with being perceived as gay. if you're gay, it's a win-win! :D
|the kid|
|the kid|
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Spunker59
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true statement
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cp2
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nothing wrong, whats wrong is when you mislead other people