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no funny 39 :/
I laughed so hard I came out!
#40 I'm pretty sure that's fumny
not really a fml. all u gota say is ur not gay and shes a bitch. its as easy as that
so wait op, you didn't clarify, are you or are you not gay?? are you sure??
69-- Do you deliberately set yourself up to get thumbed down with each comment you write? You must have some social skills!
95 Ikk! every single comment ive seen her post gets buried
i like the way you think 106
69- I can't help but notice that every comment you make on every FML receives multiple dislikes. is that not a hint?
Not aids...that kills people and is serous, herpes that just sucks
at least you have a lot of friends?
15 made my day
can I be a douche and sound immature without you guys flipping? that's what se said 25
no 29 im going to get mad because u messed up the phrase with a misspelling
Look who's talking 29, your grammar blows balls.
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
Then don't do them dirty and they won't become bitches.
I wouldn't care too much if I was the OP. People thinking you are gay is not a big thing, they'll all find out you're not after a while anyway. When they do find out they'll know what you know now: your ex is crazy, and believe me, in the end this'll hurt her more than it'll hurt you especially if you both know a lot of the same people.
fo sho them crazy BZ's are trippin on a playas nutz. hahaha
when op said came to her, does he mean ****?
73- you need to improve your Photoshop shills, m'love
his girlfriend told everyone they broke up cause he was gay. am i right?
Yeah what six said. OPs girlfriend told everyone that he's gay and has a small dick
yes marinus; gay, small dick, pigmy testicles........
#60 If she would tell his family that he's gay, it's understood that she would say he had a small dick. Good job reading between the lines #20.
so tell all of them that u broke up becuse of her tolding u she has herpes?
you don't go and tell everyone your ex has herpes. that will probably take away your chances on getting laid even more than people believing you are gay.
HAHA i dont know , just tired and really dont think .. then tell everybody she's a shemale n got a big black dick who's goin to **** all of them in the backdoor. makes no sense but who gives a **** ... 0.o
Most people already have herpes anyway :-)
TOLD * are u guys happy now? haha
yeah yeah whatever ... i dont give a shieeet!
lol I did that
110 , that's nice! happy to hear that :-)
rly. tolding??
go buy yourself a bottle(if your old enough) or make everyone think she got an abortion.
Me 'n dre stood next to a burnt down house, with can full of gas 'n a handful of matches, and still weren't found out...
the little bitch, tell the people who might in the future go out with her that you guys broke it off cuz she used to have a dick.
Then people would really think he's gay.
yes this is gold use this one
54 - not necessarily, if she says he's gay and then he says he broke up with her cause she has a dick then, it kinda backfires lol
That sucks, I would hate it if people thought I was gay.
What's wrong with being gay?
Everything.
well, if you're straight, then yes, there is something wrong with being perceived as gay. if you're gay, it's a win-win! :D |the kid|
true statement
nothing wrong, whats wrong is when you mislead other people
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Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.