Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Top comments
maydayyparade 27
It's a good thing you're taking a break, you can find a better girl than her if she's still concerned about her ex
chicken_dip 22
She doesn't deserve you. And you guys should take a very long break.
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Comments (110)
theBandit68 17
What. The. ****.
LoZelda123 20
That's really messed up logic :/ it sounds like she may be harboring more feelings than she is letting on... sorry OP
Drosophila82 18
Yes, or anything else would have been a better excuse for breaking up with you ... If this is true she's a top tier LOSER
SexyWildRednecks 17
Awe she wants a break? Show her the door and lock it behind her. Find someone better to spend your time with instead of wasting it on her.
mcodyzanch49 8
Forget her, if she so worried about her ex? Something seems fishy about that. Just move on to the next.
lissabobissa 18
Wow. you definitely deserve better!! That's ridiculous.
theKevmeister 13
save her the trouble and tell her just to go back to him
kristindabomb 12
You're better off op.
susytreydawg 13
Find someone else.
Dean__Winchester 16
BULLSHIT! She's going over for sex