Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Top comments
maydayyparade 27
It's a good thing you're taking a break, you can find a better girl than her if she's still concerned about her ex
chicken_dip 22
She doesn't deserve you. And you guys should take a very long break.
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Comments (110)
Saraishi 25
I call bullsh*t. If she feels that great a need to comfort her ex, she's not over him.
kalbrek009 20
I believe she wants to give him "pity" sex. One of my exes did that to me several times with 3 different guys she'd cheated on me with (even though I was the original guy she was engaged to & they were just her "toys" of whom she'd never actually dated)....best to tell her goodbye before you end up saying hello to an std.
ligerzero459 24
Yikes! I imagine you found out about all 3 at once?
ligerzero459 24
The only proper response to this is that if she wants to take a break, you're over. You don't need that immaturity in your life, OP
howbout_thisone 13
Perfect time to move on and find someone better!
mine___turtles10 13
I hope it's real depression and not some made up shit to get on her sympathetic side
Einstein89 0
She's cheating on you.
JRtheSnowman 5
that means she is still into or with him... run! save yourself
sariberii 8
Bull Shit!
tiredofwaiting 25
Maybe you guys should part ways.
bnbhimp 10
She is going to **** him and doesn't want to "cheat"