Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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paid2think 0
what a racist
prettybrwneyes16 0
your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !
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Comments (133)
idkweird 0
Wash your car? That's the simple solution. If someone asks about it, you say, "Can you believe what someone did to me car? This is some ****** up shit, amirite?" and then you won't get beat up. They'll feel bad for you! Also, your gf is a bitch. She better be your ex, now!
idkweird 0
*my
iloveloosy12 0
you're girlfriend is a freak!
IsaacYorkHawk 0
This sentence makes no sense. "You are girlfriend is a freak"???
dustbunny10 0
meh at least she used window markers lol! try washing of permanent marker:) but FYL
somewhat_fml 0
your girlfriend (should be ex if you have any brains) needs to get punched in the face
youthink_fml 0
Grow some balls if she's still your girlfriend.
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
write her address and phone number next to the Nazi symbol....this will teach that **** bag
ipwnallmen 10
explain the situation to any angry neighbor that comes to get you... and wash it off quickly. break up with her. change your locks... cause there is no telling what shell do if u break up with her. fyl, OP!!
MrBrownTown 0
hehe Jewish Black people? that means that they are BLEW!! :3 (random joke from a friend)
Babushka_Homyak 10
Meh, dump her and find someone who won't do stupid shit like that.
uhohuscrewedup 0
nothings gonna happen to ur car, ppl should know it was vandalized