Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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paid2think 0
what a racist
prettybrwneyes16 0
your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !
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Comments (133)
mahamii_93 0
well u obviously did sumthing that pissed her off to that extent
fretforyerlatte 0
it does suck but let's give the neighbors, some credit, they're not going to honestly believe that you would write that shit all over your own car even if you DID agree with it. it's going to be very obvious that your car has been vandalized.
Crazybae 0
ewww what a ******* bitch *WHITE POWER*
imamazin2010 0
why would u even do that?? u have no respect
chaned611 0
oh that's messed up. I hope she's not your girlfriend anymore!
wazdog 4
What's up with "This comment doesn't exist anymore" when I tried to edit a post?
Batman4890 0
yeah im sure it just wipes off who would design a pen 2 write specifically on the things that are for looking through tho if he is that dumb not to notice this then he deserves it but he could mean something like a sharpie anyway who cares he probably deserved it
icayal 0
it's just window marker wash it off.
fmlurlife 0
just scribble over it or something
ndvdual3 0
Wash it off and then write, "For a good time call (insert her phone number)" Have fun driving around town :)