Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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paid2think 0
what a racist
prettybrwneyes16 0
your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !
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Comments (133)
spinarium 2
alcohol based cleaners should do it. or smash your windows before your neighbors see 'em
yo_mama_is 0
dude... you are SO SCREWED!!!!!! go screw your girlfriend so she will like you again!!!
kira822_fml 0
And, why was she pissed off?
PsychoMerk 0
I'm pretty sure none of the black plus there are Jews..... right? 0_o
Idontgivedamn 0
Nazi's pretty much hated all those they determined inferior, including the blacks, mentally retarded, handicapped people and many others. FYL man, clean it fast orscrapep it off, hopefully you don't have the stereotypical angry black neighbors and they'll actually listen to you before they take action.
saunder 0
sure, and americans only hated nativ american, african, south american, and asian people right? history wouldnt be as easy if knew it..anyway, i hate nazis too so i dont really care
idkweird 0
It's not THAT hard to know that Hitler only believed in the Aryan race. That was kind of the premise of his attacks....
Yarrachel 16
They could be Jews originally from Ethiopia. Just saying.
kemar7856 0
at least u don't live somewhere like Harlem
Twi_lover_EC 6
Well... Have fun getting your ass kicked.
swagga0n1oo 0
what'd you do, try and stick it in her pooper?
sublime93 0
lol
KurouTenshi 0
poop chute!!
ibrett93 0
Nig(g)er...ia.
evilpieboy 0
i hope you dont like your car to much
cautionxflirt08 0
it's just window paint....windex will take it right off. maybe you shouldn't piss off your girl friend hahahah
youthink_fml 0
Or maybe some women shouldn't be so psycho.
guiltydwight 0
what did you do?
lostfaithinpppl 19
Time to look for a new girlfriend ... right after cleaning up the windows :D