Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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paid2think 0
what a racist
prettybrwneyes16 0
your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !
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Comments (133)
Yarrachel 16
Jenny, I've got your number 867-5309 I tried to call, but it was disconnected :(
bubblebee2007 0
i hope she used the window markers that don't come off with window cleaner or rain haha
bubblebee2007 0
not all window markers come off by "just washing them off" :)
Kimi_kobayashi 0
Well we both know what you have to do now, kill the bitch. Murder fixes everything! :)
heavyset 0
lmao
containsnosoy 0
I hope you make that your pissed off EX-girlfriend
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Now normally I would propel myself to the aid of this supposed racist and all racists (supposed and full-blooded) in this world just because their unintelligent and poorly-formulated arguments need all the help they can get. Plus, to a certain extent, racism is more fun than setting a fire station on fire for great justice. However, in this case, the OP did not intentionally deface his car with these racist comments and "a few others he/she won't mention." Therefore, I won't come to his/her aid and instead go about my day as if I never commented in this thread. (looks around at all the astonished looks from other users) What? I can make semi-sensible comments when I choose to. (checks his watch) Looks like I may be late for my daily clown beating session. If you'll excuse me...
vampyre_girly 0
well like that guy up there said murdur fixes everything. not true. it may be good for a while but then you'll start feeling guilty and then you'll confess to the police before they even ask you any questions. I'd bee shaking every day. plus if your racist you'll just get beat up or worst and then find yourself in a coffin with a skeleton next to you with red eyes *looks at sister* hmmm *wonders why she has a broken cell phone* well maybe murdur does fix a few things .... excuse me
Hacksaw 4
Write "I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE" on her car as revenge.
The_Toxic_Mite 0
Damn! That really sucks!
Whiterabbitm1 0
that is ****** up man! I really hope the first thing you did after you cleaned your car was dump her ass!