RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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Comments (278)
MROMRO 0
It shouldn't be FML, it should be FHL.
LadyGore 12
This is obviously a ydi, stop being lazy in bed and spice up your sex life. You shouldn't expect the man to do all the work to make it "good". It takes two.
kyree_31 0
I would just like to say that you deserve it for not giving him directions and pointers to make it interesting for yourself.
xNephilim 19
Lol one of my friends had an experience like this. Her first time sucked so bad she started making plans what to buy at the grocery store.
Azellia 15
You would probably enjoy the sex more if you thought of things that turned you on instead of letting your mind wander.
247pacient 11
Not even close to a FYL. Sex is a two person thing, it cannot work properly if only one is commited/focused on the task at hand. You can't possibly expect he will do all the work and you just lie there like a body. If he is as bad as you say, give him headlines or take control of the situation. YDI
DaRito 25
1. Instruct him on how to pleasure you. I know it's a turn-off, but it'll be better.
CoNaana 18
It takes two to tango
GUYMAINE 16
God forbid you do anything to make it better