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RavensRule97
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fanny packs. they look dumb but at least your shit doesnt fall out
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
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I think ur lost
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heyimjennyFML
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what's that got to do with anything?
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bigman2k10
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WTF?
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un_nomable
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MinitesS? FML fail.
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mariazzz
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lmao
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un_nomable
| 6
MinutesS? Never heard of that kind of spelling before.
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tswiftbaby
| 15
true
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Pokeemon
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only tough guys wear fanny packs
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Pokeemon
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only tough guys wear fanny packs
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Monikabug
| 9
And only real men can keep their balance when parking their motorcycle.
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sourgirl101
| 28
Holy Hell! Are my eyes playing tricks? Is that really Monikabug? (:(:(: Welcome back to the FML world. You were missed.
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Monikabug
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Hello Sourgirl101, your eyes are perfectly fine! I'm glad to see some of the other voices of reason are still around, though perhaps lost in the mass crowds of trolls.
(& thank you for the welcome back, hehe)
(& thank you for the welcome back, hehe)
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whippymcdumb4zs
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monikabug the pic is a little sister from the bioshock series. :) I win where's mah prize?
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Monikabug
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:O You win 10 internets! *throws confetti* I'll neatly stash your internets in between the meat and cheese of a sandwich and send it through the fax machine. You should have them in about 8-80 business days.
Thanks for playing! :D
Thanks for playing! :D
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Trolled
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aquariusangel420
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yah know if your gonna buy a motorcycle ATLEAST know how to keep your balance on it! YDI for not only paying that much for a bike but also breaking the turn signal off because you didn't know how to stand it up properly SMH
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sterlingarcher
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hahaa ydi for not knowing how to drive it..
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staceysgenesis16
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uhmm .. HAHA yeah i kno that kinda shyte would happen to me if i rode a bike .. thats why i stay my ass off all bikes ;D
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Dirtbikerchick
| 4
pussies!
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fluffy_nuggets
| 0
irrelevent, but true nontheless
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louie111887
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bioshock baby !!! yea!!!
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zendaddy0
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AND THEN HIS NIPPLES BURST INTO FLAMES
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dre_bro11
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141 did his nipple hair combust?
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stro88
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sounds like a cruiser. half the people that replied probably would die on a bike. stfu squids. just replace the turn signals minor problem.
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
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at least it was only the turn signal
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tulsafml
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whore muffin................... go fuck yourself... just kidding I love ya:D
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j_cat187
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what dose a whore muffin taste like? fish?
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j_cat187
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what dose a whore muffin taste like? fish?
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
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74 it tastes like cig butts, jizz and shame
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josiej0j0
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OP, you should try the new balance bracelets they have out! they really work!!
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tulsafml
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^ only dumb asses believe they work. they do absolutely no shit at all. mudder fukker
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Thanatos1206
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^ Since when do attention whores hit up #2's reply button??
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lekiat
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what a klutz!
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Tuesdays76
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At least he didn't get his leg trapped.
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insanesna1l
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every motorbike owner will drop it at least once
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jess6blondie9
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Smooth move. You should be more careful.
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PassTheDutch
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it's like riding a bicycle, once you get going it's not hard to keep balanced.
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jess6blondie9
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I suck at riding a bicycle, so that wouldn't work to well for me.
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mariazzz
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lmaoooo
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Zodaicz
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Whatever...only fags ride motorcycles
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doc_j
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come on bro u dont have to lie about the gf
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A7X_LoVeee
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Someone's salty.
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doc_j
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a little bit
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rroxie124
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lol
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hobojo11
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ok so my 47 yearold mother was tryin to make my dad buy her a harley
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snoot
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my nut butter is aalty
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drifterz
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How did you make the trip, if you could not keep
your balance standing still?
your balance standing still?
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californiaboylol
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I know right. besides motorcycles are gay
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Autoshot
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Balance comes easier at high speeds. DERP.
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fiveofhearts
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Go outside on a bicycle and ride around, easy balance right? Now stop put your feet on the pedals and try balance like that. Much more difficult idiot! And with the sizes of motor bikes, they are sometimes harder to get off.
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iloveyouu_24
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LMFAO SUCKS TO BE YOUU.!!
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awardZu
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I'm in the group of people who haven't had an accident, and I've been riding ten years now. I love my bike, and I know several of my friends that have been riding twice as long as me that haven't wrecked theirs either. I will agree that there are a lot of people that have, but not everyone.
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vickilouise
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first off he did not invent that saying, however, if you have a brain you can have a blast on a motorcycle and save on gas. of course accidents happen but a true rider gets back up. would you stop driving if you got in a wreck?
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Zomg_Okay
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I hate to sound like a douche but YDI for buying a motorbike.
My dad, who had a motorbike when he was younger, has this saying: "Theres only two types of motorcyclists - the one who has had his accident and the one who will have his accident." He crashed it. Everyone he ever knew who owned a bike, and everyone I know who owned a bike, has crashed it.
My dad, who had a motorbike when he was younger, has this saying: "Theres only two types of motorcyclists - the one who has had his accident and the one who will have his accident." He crashed it. Everyone he ever knew who owned a bike, and everyone I know who owned a bike, has crashed it.
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NBS93
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I motion to change that from "will crash" to "will get in an accident", because my dad hasn't crashed his per se but he was rear ended at a red light by a tow truck.
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oblio
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but op already crashed it, so he's off the hook forever according to dad's rule. you got off easy, OP, you should feel lucky!
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Sk8er951
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I feel dumb for asking this but what does YDI mean?????
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WallyTheWombat
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Hey it's the king from katamari!
I miss that game.
I miss that game.
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zendaddy0
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it means you deserve it
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jweezykeepsitste
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Stfu retard braaaaaaap for life mufaka
Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.